seriously, how did you know?

*pulls out platinum lube*

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wtf



lol, I just licked the screen. Does that make me weird?

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why dont you give me a definition of weird

that picture is pretty like scales of a fish

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Originally posted by beats and beeps why dont you give me a definition of weird

Well I'm glad you asked Bleeps & Beeps, because i do have a definition of weird. Basically very few notions generate as much intellectual resistance, hostility, and derision within academic circles as a belief in the historical importance or efficacy of weird shit. Even when this belief is expressed in a very cautious manner, limited to specific and restricted contexts, supported by evidence of anal leakage, and hedged about with all sort of dominatrix leather straps, a couple of vibrating toys, it still manages to transcend the boundaries of acceptable discourse and violate unspoken academic anuses, making their sphincters bleed over night. The idea that particular groups of people meet together secretly or in private to plan various courses of food consumption & maybe the odd goat sacrifice, and that some of these plans actually exert a significant influence on particular species of porpoise, is typically rejected out of it's flipper and assumed to be the figment of the dolphins paranoid imagination; silly dolphins. Kill a noob and make a dolphin happy. The mere mention of the word 'WEIRD' seems to set off an internal alarm bell which causes scholars to close their anus muscles in order to avoid cognitive dissonance and possible unpleasantness, since the popular image of WEIRD both fundamentally challenges the conception most retarded, sophisticated people have about how the world operates and reminds them of the horrible turkey slapping that absurd and unfounded poop in a paper bag have precipitated or sustained in the arse of a deceased squirrel. So strong is this porpoise boner among boners that even when clear evidence of an alien invasion coming to suck out our kidneys in the course of their own research to embarrass the earth or a desire to defuse anticipated orgasm, spraying alien cum juices all over the sun, hence blocking out the sunshine and making it cold in Africa. Obviously, the dolphins will be happy with that.

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hang up your crack pipe, yo.

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Download and review ! Omega_M - In the Mix (Beta Version)

Originally posted by twilightki : It feels like something you'd listen to at 4 in the morning, or listen to in your car while you're going in a tunnel.

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Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_ Well I'm glad you asked Bleeps & Beeps, because i do have a definition of weird. Basically very few notions generate as much intellectual resistance, hostility, and derision within academic circles as a belief in the historical importance or efficacy of weird shit. Even when this belief is expressed in a very cautious manner, limited to specific and restricted contexts, supported by evidence of anal leakage, and hedged about with all sort of dominatrix leather straps, a couple of vibrating toys, it still manages to transcend the boundaries of acceptable discourse and violate unspoken academic anuses, making their sphincters bleed over night. The idea that particular groups of people meet together secretly or in private to plan various courses of food consumption & maybe the odd goat sacrifice, and that some of these plans actually exert a significant influence on particular species of porpoise, is typically rejected out of it's flipper and assumed to be the figment of the dolphins paranoid imagination; silly dolphins. Kill a noob and make a dolphin happy. The mere mention of the word 'WEIRD' seems to set off an internal alarm bell which causes scholars to close their anus muscles in order to avoid cognitive dissonance and possible unpleasantness, since the popular image of WEIRD both fundamentally challenges the conception most retarded, sophisticated people have about how the world operates and reminds them of the horrible turkey slapping that absurd and unfounded poop in a paper bag have precipitated or sustained in the arse of a deceased squirrel. So strong is this porpoise boner among boners that even when clear evidence of an alien invasion coming to suck out our kidneys in the course of their own research to embarrass the earth or a desire to defuse anticipated orgasm, spraying alien cum juices all over the sun, hence blocking out the sunshine and making it cold in Africa. Obviously, the dolphins will be happy with that.

gennneeeraatitititttiivee

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Originally posted by Omega_M hang up your crack pipe, yo.

I just saw Requiem for a Dream for the first time the other day... WHAT A FUCKED UP MOVIE!!!

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Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_ Well I'm glad you asked Bleeps & Beeps, because i do have a definition of weird. Basically very few notions generate as much intellectual resistance, hostility, and derision within academic circles as a belief in the historical importance or efficacy of weird shit. Even when this belief is expressed in a very cautious manner, limited to specific and restricted contexts, supported by evidence of anal leakage, and hedged about with all sort of dominatrix leather straps, a couple of vibrating toys, it still manages to transcend the boundaries of acceptable discourse and violate unspoken academic anuses, making their sphincters bleed over night. The idea that particular groups of people meet together secretly or in private to plan various courses of food consumption & maybe the odd goat sacrifice, and that some of these plans actually exert a significant influence on particular species of porpoise, is typically rejected out of it's flipper and assumed to be the figment of the dolphins paranoid imagination; silly dolphins. Kill a noob and make a dolphin happy. The mere mention of the word 'WEIRD' seems to set off an internal alarm bell which causes scholars to close their anus muscles in order to avoid cognitive dissonance and possible unpleasantness, since the popular image of WEIRD both fundamentally challenges the conception most retarded, sophisticated people have about how the world operates and reminds them of the horrible turkey slapping that absurd and unfounded poop in a paper bag have precipitated or sustained in the arse of a deceased squirrel. So strong is this porpoise boner among boners that even when clear evidence of an alien invasion coming to suck out our kidneys in the course of their own research to embarrass the earth or a desire to defuse anticipated orgasm, spraying alien cum juices all over the sun, hence blocking out the sunshine and making it cold in Africa. Obviously, the dolphins will be happy with that.

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