and we're there doing it and i notice in the corner of my eye her dog came into the room. this fuckin mut was getting me nervous. i kept doing my thing while it sat there anbd stared at me. while im performing i keep noticing it starinbg at me thru the coprner of my eye and was really fuckin up my performance. so i had to do something. so i said fuck it im closing up the show here and i went into hyper speed to finally end the session. so i feel the sensation in my leg like im going to bust. im about to bust and i have this awesome idea. i pull out right on time and bust all over my gf's dog's face. and i got up and kicked it on the side of the stomach.
hahahaha fuck man it was gold
made me feel like a man
Jun-28-2007 22:01
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B+ at best.
Come on Eric, you can do better than that. On the offensive radar you're clocking about Pat Robertson.
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Jun-28-2007 22:02
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fizzle wizzle?
Jun-28-2007 22:07
CAKE
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did the dog open it's mouth to catch your load ?? lol
would ejaculating on dogs really be something to brag about? I'm pretty sure that would fall into the beasiatly catagory.
Jun-28-2007 22:22
geroin
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you were fucking a dog? i dont get it
Jun-28-2007 22:26
Jem_hadar
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quote:
Originally posted by Vivid Boy
i pull out right on time and bust all over my gf's dog's face. and i got up and kicked it on the side of the stomach.
omg loves it!!!
though, the best part of that sentence is the "i got up and kicked it on the side of the stomach!" too
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Jun-28-2007 22:26
CAKE
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quote:
Originally posted by activate
would ejaculating on dogs really be something to brag about? I'm pretty sure that would fall into the beasiatly catagory.
