Man fuck this.

Stupid ass cops hassling me. He said I was being a smart ass, well fuck him. Made me get out and do all that junk, following pens and shit. I had my bong in the car too, and it was covered by my tennis racquet, and he kept looking over to it. I was like "fuuuuuck". He said, "I know your lying" I said, "Man, you're crazy" and drove away.

lame ass idiot! i'm not drunk either, that's what's funny, so the joke's on him.

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random checks suck. btu i guess its good to get potentially dangerous people off the roads.

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Originally posted by Marc Summers Man fuck this. Stupid ass cops hassling me. He said I was being a smart ass, well fuck him. Made me get out and do all that junk, following pens and shit. I had my bong in the car too, and it was covered by my tennis racquet, and he kept looking over to it. I was like "fuuuuuck". He said, "I know your lying" I said, "Man, you're crazy" and drove away. lame ass idiot! i'm not drunk either, that's what's funny, so the joke's on him.

Jesus, stop your whining! You would have been fucked if he found your bong mate.

This should have been a celebration thread! That mofo didn't find shit!

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Originally posted by Sushipunk Jesus, stop your whining! You would have been fucked if he found your bong mate. This should have been a celebration thread! That mofo didn't find shit!

true dat

the funny thing is that they only put drunk drivers in jail.
they should shoot them right there on the spot and give their car as a donation to someone in need

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Fucking checkpoints are a bitch. I get the word out to all my boys that im sure are going to pass tru there.

Im usually fucked up but can play it off.

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i read someone (must've been digg or engadget) about a GPS system that also has it's own radar+laser detector, as well as common "hotspots" for checkpoints (which can be seasonal, such as July 4)

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im fucked up

At least you don't live in Australia (and I'm sure some other countries too) where they do mandatory breathalyser tests at checkpoints. No way you're going to outsmart those. Not to mention there are also some countries where if you're convicted of drunk driving you lose your license for life.

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Originally posted by tranceDJ Not to mention there are also some countries where if you're convicted of drunk driving you lose your license for life.

The way it should be. You should get 5 years of jail on top of that too.

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Originally posted by Project-K The way it should be. You should get 5 years of jail on top of that too.

I completely agree...here in the US I hear about repeat drunk drivers killing innocent people all the time. In my state they're trying to make it so if you kill someone in an auto accident while drunk you'll be convicted of 2nd degree murder, the way it should be. Currently you would get "vehicular manslaughter" which would get you at most a few years in prison. There definitely needs to be stricter penalties, way too many innocent people die because of this shit.