give it up after you saved her life.


I ask myself this cause i once did. No fucking lie. Never got shit! Did i get jiffed?

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

She should reward the hero with a kiss and only a kiss. Unless she's a h00r.

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Originally posted by jennypie She should reward the hero with a kiss and only a kiss. Unless she's a h00r.

man thats fucked up. all i got was my jacket taken away from me. apperently she was cold at the time.

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How did you save her life?

I'd give it up, fo sho!

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Nu skal jeg betro dig min hemmelighed. Den er ganske ligetil:
kun med hjertet kan man se rigtigt. Det væsentlige er usynligt for øjet.

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Originally posted by Echo of Silence How did you save her life? I'd give it up, fo sho!

H00R!

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Originally posted by jennypie H00R!

FO SHOR A HOOR?!

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Nu skal jeg betro dig min hemmelighed. Den er ganske ligetil:
kun med hjertet kan man se rigtigt. Det væsentlige er usynligt for øjet.

JIFF'D

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well, it depends on what it is you're "saving" her from...

getting hit by a fat kid on a bike: kiss on cheek
drowning in a pool, lake and/or ocean: ball tickling and an ass grab
hungry bear rummaging through her tent: 10 minutes of heavy making out
pack of Canadian midgets with hand grenades: hand job with happy ending
pack of French-Canadian midgets with hand grenades: blow job with happy ending
cancer, AIDS, rapists and/or murderers, psycho ex-boyfriends: intercourse
SuperAIDS, terrorism, and drug overdoses: anal intercourse

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he'd get reverse cowgirl anal for sure.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Echo of Silence How did you save her life? I'd give it up, fo sho!

This happen awhile back.

So me and two boys are at a house party not really liking the whole vibes there. And we all are like man lets ditch this bitch this is gay. So we decide to go for a drive. On our way out i invite this chick i was talking to while i was there drinkin. I tell her to come with us for a small drive. She had no idea what we really had in mind. lol.

So my boy thats driving tells us to hop on to his WRX Impreza. My two boys sit in the front and i sit in the back with chick. A little later we let her in on our secret and tell her to put her seat belt on: we are going to drifting.

As were about to go ahead with the run, me and the chick in the back noticed her seat belt wasnt working. I was like oh shit. So i busted a hero move and told her to switch me spots and to have mines. We do.

Moments later we start picking up speed as were about to hit the curve. My boy knew what he was doin, we pulled shit like shit all the time without any problems. Not this time. He sees another car coming and panics. His car runs of the road, we hit something, then the car starts rolling, luckly we end up crashing into a wall to stop us rolling.

I was seriously tossed around inside the car. Everyone that had there seat belt did much better than i did. were all like wtF! buzzkill.

We all get out the car all shaken up and the chicks like wooww, you saved my life.

i was like did i?

Shes like thanks for giving up your seat belt.


As we all might know this story didnt end up like all hero stories. and well thats the bad part. Which is good im glad nothing happen to her. Not only cause of our recklessness but cause of me inviting her.

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lame. if i were her i'd maybe go on a pity date with you, but that's about it.

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