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To Bill Brasky - The Best Damn Salesman in the Office
Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky took me out to get a drink with him?
We go out looking for a bar, and we can't find one. Finally Brasky takes me to vacant lot, and says "Here we are." Well we sat there for a year and a half until sure enough someone constructed a bar around us, PJ Mcginty's.
That's right, that's right! Well, the day they opened it, we ordered a shot, drank it and then burnt the place to the ground. Brasky yelled over the roar of the flames, "Always leave things the way you found them!"
He once punched a hole in a cow just so he could see who was comin' up the road.
He had nine children, all of 'em boys!
Hell, he sired a baseball team.
An orchestra, if you count the bastards!
To Bill Brasky!
Last edited by Cro_Addict on Jul-17-2007 at 20:50
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