shit on your head?
or other parts of your body I guess...

me twice.

Once when I was in grade 2, and I scored a game winning basket in basketball. This thing literally swooped right over my head and did it, I could feel the wind from its wings.

Then earlier today when I was waiting for a bus. Took me a while to figure out wtf had happened as I saw no birds around. Luckily I had a hoodie on, so concealing was easy.

It's good luck!

once at disneyland. just a small shit.

my friend in high school had the unfortunate opportunity to have bird diarrhea dead center into his face.

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The bigger the shit and smellier than it is, the more luck for the day.

never, but it happened to my sis once unfortunately

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Originally posted by inconspicuous AndreaCKY772. just. so. dumb.

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Originally posted by Lira I once hit a bird with a tennis ball. Lira 1 x 0 Birds

oh yeah well I gave your sister a chelsea smile.

In college a bird shat on my shirt as I was walking to class.

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Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles In college a bird shat on my shirt as I was walking to class.

did you pass the class.

3 times.

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once. it was at some party @ the country club when I was 6 or 7. I had to go rinse it out in the sink .

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Originally posted by Sushipunk 3 times.

really?