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Paul Oakenfold is a douchebag..
Yup thats right, I said it. This guy is a dipshit, the definition of a douchebag. In some ways, up and coming new talented producers should thank him because it just makes us look/sound so much better. This guy literally does not give a fuck about the music anymore. Here's a story for you guys. I watched him in Ultra Festival one year, his set sounded damn familiar then the previous time I went to go see the monkey face. Every track that he played (if he even DOES pretend to mix, this is another story for later) was from the same fucking set before. I would call out the next tracks that would be mixed in his set because it was all the same.
Also, do you guys ever notice this fucking ****** does the wierdest half ass non caring shit on stage? He literally spins 1 prechosen track, walks around, sits down for 5 minutes, jerks off and then repeats. What a douchebag. If you dont care anymore, then dont fucking do it anymore. Oakenfold is one of those dipshits that just use his "star" name to pull in naive crowds, gets paid and half asses everything, not doing shit. One time my friend who is a manager at a big club caught this mother****** put in a premade mix cd.... and he was pretending to mix . Nights like this , monkey face does not let anyone into the dj booth. Its funny though, all of the money he rips off from people goes to his face for more plastic surgery. I wouldnt be surprised if he turns into the next michael jackson in a few years.
Now after Ultra Festival, he played at the biggest club in Asia, where I was resident dj at the time. I opened up for this asshat so me, lightning guy, oakfag, his manager were the only ones allowed in the booth and what a fucking coincidence it turned out to be... THE SAME FUCKING MIX. This worthless ****** popped in a premade mix cd.. the same one he used at ULTRA and Every other fucking gig he had done that year , and went through the same motions (pretend to mix, walk around all jacked up on coke, sit down for 5 min with his back towards the crowd, rinse/repeat).
Any "top" dj in the world should be putting in effort when they are fucking playing. You dont see kobe bryant half assing when the lakers play. You dont fucking see Tom brady itching his nuts , walking on the field not giving a shit about the game. So why the fuck does oakfag get away with this shit?
I bet some people say "well tiesto does the same thing". No he doesnt you fucking hater, jump on the tiesto hate bandwagon some more. Every time I have seen tiesto he fucking owns the crowd and never plays the same sets over and over again. He has GREAT crowd interaction and you can tell he fucking loves what he is doing.. unlike that douchebag monkey face. Hell I went to go see tiesto in LA a few times and the crowd literally went ape shit (I bet half of these ******s cheering on tiesto were the same ones bashing him behind the computer, jumping on the hate train) .
Fuck Oakenfold. He is a fucking ****** and I hope he jumps off a cliff.
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