You wont find these on the Guinness World Record though!
Most Semen Swallowed: Michelle Monaghan had 1.7 pints of semen pumped out of her stomach in Los Angeles in July 1991.
Longest Pubes: Maoni Vi of Cape Town has hair measuring 32 inches from the armpits and 28 inches from her minge.
Most Cavernous Crotch: Linda Manning of Los Angeles could, without preparation, completely insert a lubricated American football into her vagina.
Zit Popping: In July 1987, Carl Chadwick of Rugby, England, squeezed a zit and projected a detectable amount of yellow pus a distance of 7 ft 1 inch.
Greatest Distance Attained for a jet of Semen: Horst Schultz achieved 18 ft 9 in with a'substantial' amount of seminal fluid. He also hold the records for the greatest height (12 ft 4 in) and the greatest speed of ejaculation, or muzzle velocity, with 42.7 mph.
Longest Turd: The longest dump ever verified was produced by an American, who produced a 'staggering turd' over a period of 2 hr 12 mins which was officially measured at 12 ft 2 in. The offender is banned from 134 washrooms in his state.
Most Prolonged Fart: Bernard Clemmens of London managed to sustain a fart for an officially recorded time of 2 mins 42 seconds.
Worst Drink: The most horrible drink to be considered a beverage and safely drunk is Khoona. It is drunk by Afghan tribesmen on their wedding night and consists of a small amount of still-warm very recently attained bull semen. It is believed to be a potent aphrodisiac.
Most Offensive Cocktail: This is available from a few select bars in New York. It contains tomato juice, a double shot of vodka, spoonful of French mustard and a dash of lime. It is not mixed, but served with a tampon (unused) instead of a cocktail umbrella and is known as a '**** Pump'.
Originally posted by wotyzoid .................EEEEEEEWWWWWWW!!!
You don't even know what half of those words mean.
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Jul-30-2007 17:36
Konijn
Subverting Paradigms
Registered: Feb 2003
Location: New York City
Re: Most disgusting world records
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Originally posted by DigitalPhoenix
Most Offensive Cocktail: This is available from a few select bars in New York. It contains tomato juice, a double shot of vodka, spoonful of French mustard and a dash of lime. It is not mixed, but served with a tampon (unused) instead of a cocktail umbrella and is known as a '**** Pump'.
Registered: Mar 2006
Location: Dirty South, United States
"Most Cavernous Crotch: Linda Manning of Los Angeles could, without preparation, completely insert a lubricated American football into her vagina."
No way I'd do that shit any good, yo. Maybe rub one side for her or something.
Jul-30-2007 17:47
pvdAngel
Lavenderism...
Registered: Feb 2006
Location: Inside My Mind
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Jul-30-2007 17:52
Ondrayce
Senior tranceaddict
Registered: Mar 2004
Location: Just out of reach.
Re: Most disgusting world records
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Originally posted by DigitalPhoenix
Most Semen Swallowed: Michelle Monaghan had 1.7 pints of semen pumped out of her stomach in Los Angeles in July 1991.
I found this interesting in two ways: One, that she is not a japanese bukkake porn star, and two, that IMDB writes her in as being born in 1976, which would make her fifteen years old when she set the record.
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Jul-30-2007 18:42
washout
southern white boy
Registered: Jun 2005
Location: florida
Re: Most disgusting world records
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Originally posted by DigitalPhoenix
Longest Turd: The longest dump ever verified was produced by an American, who produced a 'staggering turd' over a period of 2 hr 12 mins which was officially measured at 12 ft 2 in. The offender is banned from 134 washrooms in his state.
how can u shit out a turn for 2 hours without cutting it ??
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Jul-30-2007 18:49
wotyzoid
it's not house
Registered: Apr 2007
Location: New Jersey
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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
You don't even know what half of those words mean.
Yeh just like you're not aware that I pump a liter of my semen in your mom every night.
*****Longest Turd: The longest dump ever verified was produced by an American, who produced a 'staggering turd' over a period of 2 hr 12 mins which was officially measured at 12 ft 2 in. The offender is banned from 134 washrooms in his state.******
puhahahahahahahahahahaha...........oh god i cant stop laughing!!!!!!!!! hahahhahhahaha
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Jul-30-2007 20:01
changosanch
SUPREMO TRANZADDICTO
Registered: May 2004
Location: Huevos Grandes, AZ
quote:
Originally posted by Zoso
"Most Cavernous Crotch: Linda Manning of Los Angeles could, without preparation, completely insert a lubricated American football into her vagina."
No way I'd do that shit any good, yo. Maybe rub one side for her or something.
More like throwing an Oscar Meyer weiner down a hallway.
Jul-30-2007 20:52
Zoso
Banging Gangs!
Registered: Mar 2006
Location: Dirty South, United States
quote:
Originally posted by changosanch
More like throwing an Oscar Meyer weiner down a hallway.
Most disgusting world records
