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Woman sets fire to ex-husband's penis A WOMAN set fire to her ex-husband's penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said today. Asked if the man would make a full recovery, a police spokeswoman said it was "difficult to predict". The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation. The couple divorced three years ago but continued to share a small flat, something common in Russia where property costs are very high. "It was monstrously painful," the wounded ex-husband told Tvoi Den newspaper. "I was burning like a torch. I don't know what I did to deserve this."

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,2359...563-401,00.html

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Originally posted by narcism *sings* fight fire with fire, make enemies with love

just please don't post *those* pics

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Originally posted by Lilith Will people think less of me if I laugh my ass off right about now?

nope, coz i laughed

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Originally posted by Lilith Will people think less of me if I laugh my ass off right about now?

Because fire makes everything good?

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Originally posted by narcism *sings* fight fire with fire, make enemies with love

More like:

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Oh woman you make me feel... Like I'm on fire, Oh woman you make it real... It's the only way for me

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women are so predictable

its almost always violence, and its always directed towards the penis. how often do you read about a man taking to his wife's cvnt with a knife? its about time someone got bashed in the ovary.

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Originally posted by narcism nope, coz i laughed

PKC hasn't found the funny, but thats ok, he probably hasn't read the statistics on spousal abuse in Russia... they're not real funny either.

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Originally posted by Sushipunk Because fire makes everything good?

Especially if your ex sits around in the flat naked, drinking vodka, watching TV and hasn't gotten the hint after 3 years.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN how often do you read about a man taking to his wife's cvnt with a knife?

Isn't that what the whole female circumcision thing is about?

burn.

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Originally posted by Lilith Especially if your ex sits around in the flat naked, drinking vodka, watching TV and hasn't gotten the hint after 3 years.

yeah, it's not like he was probably paying his way or anything. i mean, given we have absolutely no facts about the real situation they were living, it's only safe to assume the woman was paying for everything and he was being a leech, therefore, penis ignition was the only answer, and a funny one too. let's all laugh.

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