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http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2007...rid=theage:top5

Australia may soon be inundated with boozy, sex-crazed young Americans looking for a good time.

A new season of MTV's popular reality TV show, The Real World, premieres in the US tomorrow, turning a spotlight on Sydney, particularly its nightclub and bar scene.

With millions of young Americans tuning into the show each week, it will likely spark a tourist boom down under

Each season The Real World's producers pick a city and drop seven good-looking American party animals, aged between 18 and 25, into the mix.

The seven are filmed 24 hours a day in their luxury apartment or roaming the city, booze is always flowing, clothes are optional and hook-ups with locals are common.

Cast members have ended up in jail


AS LONG AS THIS DOESN'T COME TO MELBOURNE, I'LL B VERY HAPPY TO SEE SYDNEY DEALING WITH DRUNK YOUNG YANKS LMAOOOOOOOOO



The seven guinea pigs are:

Shauvon, 24, a "buxom blonde bombshell" who writes a sex column for the Sacramento State University newspaper.

Isaac, 21, a "bad boy" from Cleveland who has a drug history and was once on probation for robbery.

Trisha, 19, a "sharp-tongued party girl from California who enjoys drinking, flirting, and flaunting herself with the popular crowd". Raised a devout Christian, she promised her parents to remain a virgin until marriage, but didn't keep the promise.

Cohutta, 23, a redhead hillbilly from a small town in Georgia on the lookout for a wife to take back home.

Dunbar, 22, an "arrogant and hot-headed" frat boy from Mississippi.

KellyAnne, 20, "a self-described tease" from Texas "who craves the attention of men".

Parisia, 21, a straight A student raised in New York by strict Muslim parents.


All sound like perfect candiates for Woomera detention centre

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i always used to watch the real world with my dad, he loved to see them all fighting and shit

Shauvon, Cohutta, Dunbar, KellyAnne, Parisia...
Those aren't names, they're something you slur out while you're drunk trying to say something else. Damn crack head american parents.

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Originally posted by walter78 All sound like perfect candiates for Woomera detention centre

Only because there's no gas chambers, oh well give Johnny another term and we might get them.

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Originally posted by walter78 Shauvon, Cohutta, Dunbar

...what the fuck? Those are names? I thought some of the Aussie inventions were bad.

*Whispers so the Americans on the forum don't hear* I don't like Americans generally - I find them loud, rude, ignorant and with a poor sense of humour. I hope too many of them don't come here and annoy us.

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Originally posted by Lilith Shauvon, Cohutta, Dunbar, KellyAnne, Parisia... Those aren't names, they're something you slur out while you're drunk trying to say something else. Damn crack head american parents.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA *breaths* AHHH AHAHAHHAHAHAHA

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Eh ive been round the world. I know how people on the outside look in on us Americans. It dont bother me at all.

Hopefully you dont find me saying yall shooting off as being annoying... heaven forbid

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lol big deal

who the fuck is gunna even notice 7 more drunk kids in the city?

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and the winner is sid-a-ney

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Originally posted by Imagin Hopefully you dont find me saying yall shooting off as being annoying... heaven forbid

as long as u can find an american on the mainland to point to Hawaii on a map i wont b annoyed :/

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Most everyone i know back home (Im from Washington DC) can point out Hawaii on the map.

Any more ignorant questions? Or will i come back to this thread to being told "get the fuck out you american..."

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Originally posted by Imagin Most everyone i know back home (Im from Washington DC) can point out Hawaii on the map. Any more ignorant questions? Or will i come back to this thread to being told "get the fuck out you american..."

Not from us, the ever friendly Australians!

A bonza day to ya mate!

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Originally posted by DJ_Ballistic lol big deal who the fuck is gunna even notice 7 more drunk kids in the city?

Yeah, but the problem is that the show being filmed in Sydney will act like a bucket of shit does to flies...

Oh well, Sydney's shit anyway, pretty hard to ruin. As long as they stay up there I'm happy.

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Originally posted by Imagin "get the fuck out you american..."