"retards" does not begin to describe it... cali (and florida) should be the first to pilot parent licensing program. you can't have a child unless you pass a test.

Question 1:
You and your sig. other are trippin' bawlz on x, do you:

a. Give some to your kid
b. Leave some nearby, so your kid could get to it
c. give her the alphabet soup: k, h, and x
d. surrender your child for adoption and kill each other


Question 2:
Todlers + Drugs are bad, mmookay?

True
False


Question 3:

oh wait... you're probably waiting for the story? Oops. Sorry, I picked a wrong day to quit sniffing glue. Here it is:

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http://www.knbc.com/print/14013295/detail.html Mother Charged With Felony Abuse After Child Takes Ecstasy POSTED: 10:28 am PDT August 30, 2007 UPDATED: 6:05 am PDT August 31, 2007 SAN BERNARDINO, Calif. -- A nurse was charged Thursday with felony child abuse after her 2-year-old daughter ingested Ecstasy and went into a hallucinogenic fit, accompanied by seizures. Firefighters were called Tuesday night to the Lake Arrowhead vacation home where the couple from Nevada was staying with the child, and the girl was taken to Mountains Community Hospital, then airlifted to Loma Linda University Medical Cente Shannon Leasure, 30, and her firefighter boyfriend, 46-year-old Mark Rumble, both were arrested and initially held on a $500,000 bond each. Rumble was not charged. On Friday, the toddler remained hospitalized, but her father, Adrian Leasure, told the Reno Gazette-Journal she is in good condition and is not likely to suffer permanent damage. Police said Leasure brought the drug with her on vacation and the girl somehow got a hold of it. Arresting officers said the couple appeared to be under the influence of drugs at the time of the incident. Leasure could face six years in prison if convicted.

p.s. I'd hit it (mom, that is)

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damn id hit it too

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Originally posted by ASFSE damn id hit it too

Yeah me too..with a bag of bricks.

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Originally posted by Enigmatik Yeah me too..with a bag of bricks.

aw, c'mon - moderately hot nurse, crunk'd out on X? You wouldn't measure her temperature with your thermometer?

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Originally posted by aNYthing p.s. I'd hit it (mom, that is)

id smash that to.

Firefighters!?.. I would be a bit concerned if I opened the door to people who were expecting a fire...

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Originally posted by chrisday Firefighters!?.. I would be a bit concerned if I opened the door to people who were expecting a fire...

Yea what the hell? Kid's on X, get the firefighters

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Originally posted by aNYthing cali (and florida) should be the first to pilot parent licensing program. you can't have a child unless you pass a test.

NO NO NO NO NO

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Originally posted by d_bag Yea what the hell? Kid's on X, get the firefighters

State-side, firefighters are also trained paramedics.

Irresponsible...

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Originally posted by idoru State-side, firefighters are also trained paramedics.

Yeah they're usually first on the scene too. Never understood that though.