A plane is on its way from Los Angeles to New York when a blonde in coach gets up and moves to the first class section and sits down. The stewardess watches her do this and asks to see her ticket; She then tells the blond that she paid for coach and that she will have to sit in the back. The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to New York and I'm staying right here!"
The stewardess goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and copilot that there is some blonde bimbo sitting in first class that belongs in coach and won't move back to her seat. The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid for coach, she will have to leave first class and return to her seat in coach.
The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to New York and I'm staying right here!"
The co-pilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman that won't listen to reason. The pilot says, "I'll handle this-- I'm married to a blonde I have learned to speak blonde!" He goes back to the blonde, whispers in her ear and she gets up and moves back to her seat in the coach section; The stewardess and co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said to make her move without any fuss.
"I told her first class wasn't going to New York."