The following story is true though the details have been changed for simplicity.

I'm gonna surprise my gf with a new coat for her birthday. She finds out about the surprise, and when I call her up to ask her what time she wants me to pick her up to go out for her birthday dinner she says,

"Around 5:30 is alright, and wait till you see the great new coat I bought myself today"

And yes she did get a new coat for herself

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thats nothing compared to what i get

Dammit, I thought it was another muscle-butt thread!

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wow. she's so evil she could have been at nuremberg.

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Be evil to the girl back

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Originally posted by chinamon not true. i say "ugh" but i am a tranny.

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Originally posted by kotsy lol colour me retarded

how do you know she found out??? in any case, slash her neck wide open and watch the blood slide down her coat.

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Oh yes, evil.

shit on her coat

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lol i just noticed how big of a PWN that must have been.

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Originally posted by wotyzoid lol i just noticed how big of a PWN that must have been.

I'm bitter... as I put on my melodrama hat it's like I'm Tom Hanks in Castaway, and the present was the one package that I've saved for her *cough* *cough*

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Last edited by Subey on Sep-08-2007 at 03:31

Ok first of all, how do you know that she knew that you had bought her a coat? Second of all, women can not have too many coats, so not a problem.

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Originally posted by Theresa Ok first of all, how do you know that she knew that you had bought her a coat? Second of all, women can not have too many coats, so not a problem.

Kinda like shoes, eh?

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Originally posted by kotsy lol colour me retarded