so I have my friend on my account for a second line. We've got family minutes, but no text package because we usually don't text a lot. So I come home and check my mail. There's the usual t-mobile bill. I goez to open zee bill and boom! $309.79! Must be a mistake right??? Nope. The ****** text'd messaged over 600 times and recieved around the same amount all at .15 cents apiece. He's been in cahoots with some girl there. Thing is, he's not working right now and I usually pay the bill which is about $120 monthly now. Should I rip his balls out and stick 'em on the wall?? Suggestions???

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tell him to pay.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

Ya, I didn't know how to turn off AIM on my old motorola phone, and every time I got a message i got charged for it. So eventually, people got the idea that I don't know how to fucking turn off remote messaging from PC to cellphone and spammed my phone till my phone bill was 280$+


Owned

offer to bang his gurl in exchange for paying for his bill.

profit!

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Originally posted by emc^2 offer to bang his gurl in exchange for paying for his bill. profit!

haha err wait a minute. that'd be like paying for sex wouldn't it?? and what for $240?? hellz no!

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Originally posted by nfekted haha err wait a minute. that'd be like paying for sex wouldn't it?? and what for $240?? hellz no!

I didn't say once. You should get a "Friends and Family" discount. Say, $40 a pop. That should last a while. If he refuses, take him out of your "Fave Five" - that oughta teach him!

besides, it ain't exactly paying for sex. It's a barter deal. You get the poon, he gets your money. See? Besides, good (clean) whore is hard to find.

bastard should be home soon. how should I break it to him.


"Hey asswipe, what the fuck were you thinking???" how's that sound

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have sex with him and let him pay his own anal hemorrhaging treatment bill. call it even.

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Originally posted by SuspicionVandit have sex with him and let him pay his own anal hemorrhaging treatment bill. call it even.

Prison n1gga - you'z gaaaaaay!

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Originally posted by nfekted bastard should be home soon. how should I break it to him. "Hey asswipe, what the fuck were you thinking???" how's that sound

tell him you got a problem. sit him down. he'll be like dude whats up? then tell him how much the bill came out to be and tell him it was his text messaging that made it that much. then ask him what he thinks about it.

if he says hes sorry and says he'll pay for it, then problem solved. if he says "sucks for you, cuz i dont pay that shit" then get mad.

but initially being mad and attacking him and calling him names will only lead him to reacting in a bad way, which could lead to you having to pay for it. something you dont want.

Maybe an inspirational message from DJ Khaled's song will help

"I got deys golds up in my mouf...i'm gonna smoke when i'm ready"