"We all know how difficult it is to keep that special girl in your life. It seems that whenever you think you have a strong relationship with commitment, you get walked all over. Other men, other women, even electronic devices, can tear away that one thing that matters!
At last! You can relax! Just keep your girl on a leash.
She won't leave you now!"
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Sep-22-2007 15:16
Sunsnail
Global Moderator
Registered: Sep 2004
Location:
This kid (one of those weird ones who thinks he is a vampire reincarnated 3 times) came to school with his gf on a leash. He got away with it the whole day...
Sep-22-2007 15:18
Akridrot
Suspended User
Registered: Jun 2004
Location: Free Candy! Yay! (Only available in select vans)
Women are human beings.
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"If she's old enough to crawl, she's already in position." -- Pedobear
Sep-22-2007 15:19
Salegon
Beautiful blond woman
Registered: May 2005
Location: FlowredOcram
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Sep-22-2007 16:03
chach
muppets
Registered: Mar 2005
Location: babie
quote:
Originally posted by Sunsnail
This kid (one of those weird ones who thinks he is a vampire reincarnated 3 times) came to school with his gf on a leash. He got away with it the whole day...
is she hot?
quote:
Originally posted by Akridrot
Women are human beings.
What the hell are you talking about?
look at the babies face
Sep-22-2007 16:10
SpecialedXL
tranceaddict
Registered: Apr 2007
Location: FairFax, Virginia
best invention ever!
Sep-22-2007 16:43
Dervish
Your opinion matters.
Registered: Dec 2003
Location:
quote:
Originally posted by Akridrot
Women are human beings.
Thats preposterous!
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If you can read this, I'm seriously fucking bored.
Sep-22-2007 16:48
jfk-pilot
tranceaddict
Registered: Dec 2006
Location: FLORIDA
quote:
To be honest, I'm not even sure the child I support and care for is my own. But, since I've put the YPL: Leash Your Girl on my wife, we've had no more maybe-babies!
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Everything is beautiful. Let the music carry you. Baby I will follow you forever. Nowhere else I'd rather be when you're lying next to me. Let the music carry us together.
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Paul Van Dyk 09-24-2009: No, but I can sign your sleeve under that name if you let me!
Sep-22-2007 17:44
nchs09
Traceaddict in training
Registered: Sep 2003
Location: Inside your mum
quote:
Originally posted by Sunsnail
This kid (one of those weird ones who thinks he is a vampire reincarnated 3 times) came to school with his gf on a leash. He got away with it the whole day...
thats not his gf, thats his bitch.
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quote:
Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
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