We've all seen these guys, offering out their cards for a 'free massage' in broad daylight. One day I asked for one when I was goofing around with a female friend of mine. The guy vehemently denied me the card and was really obnoxious about giving it to me. My friend and I laughed this guy off as a crazy fucking bitch and walked away.

But now I've come to realize that something must be up with this shit. They don't EVER give out their cards to younger guys, or women (not from what I've seen). Always older looking men who have money.

If it's a free massage, then why the FUCK does the person receiving it have to look rich? Huh?

I think that they're actually offering sex under the guise of massages! In broad daylight! Do any legitimate massage parlors exist? Anywhere?

I know that massage parlors can be a cover-up, but I always thought that they would be really shady things that you had to discover through a secret network of johns.

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Originally posted by Akridrot We've all seen these guys, offering out their cards for a 'free massage' in broad daylight. One day I asked for one when I was goofing around with a female friend of mine. The guy vehemently denied me the card and was really obnoxious about giving it to me. My friend and I laughed this guy off as a crazy fucking bitch and walked away. But now I've come to realize that something must be up with this shit. They don't EVER give out their cards to younger guys, or women (not from what I've seen). Always older looking men who have money. If it's a free massage, then why the FUCK does the person receiving it have to look rich? Huh? I think that they're actually offering sex under the guise of massages! In broad daylight! Do any legitimate massage parlors exist? Anywhere? I know that massage parlors can be a cover-up, but I always thought that they would be really shady things that you had to discover through a secret network of johns.

yes, "massage parlor" is code word for sex. sadly some use sex slaves.

iv never been though....

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Originally posted by nchs09 yes, "massage parlor" is code word for sex. sadly some use sex slaves. iv never been though....

mmmm that last part makes me sound like i have been fail!

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In still others the prostitutes pay a fee for use of the facilities, with the brothel owner not being involved in the financial transaction between prostitute and client. (Maison de passe, French for "trick house") * In those countries which restrict or forbid prostitution, the latter provides some level of plausible denial to the facility owner, who often (thinly) disguises the brothel as a massage parlor, bar or similar facility. Allowing such brothels may also be a form of face-saving by politicians who are unwilling or unable to fully enforce laws against prostitution. wikipedia.org

Also, if you've seen them enough... have any of you noticed this really petite latina with curly, brown hair? I want to bang her so bad. I just hope that none of the guys that are handing out cards with her is her boyfriend or fucks me up if I try to make a move.

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mmmm, who wants a body massage ?

mmm body massage

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Where can I find these Mario

It's probably for ONE free massage and they only pass out the card to people who they think have money for returning massages. duh.

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Originally posted by iammesol Where can I find these Mario

near that mexican place i told you thats opened 24/7 :P

from what i have heard they are all asian. i dont like asian women

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Originally posted by Frenchie It's probably for ONE free massage and they only pass out the card to people who they think have money for returning massages. duh.

Look at how naive you are.

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I'm not naive at all.

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Originally posted by Frenchie I'm not naive at all.

Look how naive you are.

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Originally posted by Frenchie I'm not naive at all.

Wow thats very naive of you

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