A few seconds ago, I had a weird revelation about how much context is missing from the internet. We don't know who's doing what behind the posts. If we had a way to know what people were doing while posting on the forums, I think things would be a little bit more interesting. But do we want to know?

My pants are down to my ankles, and I'm cleaning my dick with a wad of toilet paper as I make this post. That's right, I just beat my meat to some porn. I was sitting here for a long time and I have not said one word to anyone for a few hours, so I figured: why not? You would never even suspect had I not told you. What are you doing?

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"If she's old enough to crawl, she's already in position." -- Pedobear

Eating a sammich

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waiting for pizza to finish cooking and stretching because I'm sore as shit.

Driving over to D-res' for some fresh-out-the-box pizza.

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Waiting for Ygrene to pick me up.

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Download and review ! Omega_M - In the Mix (Beta Version)

Originally posted by twilightki : It feels like something you'd listen to at 4 in the morning, or listen to in your car while you're going in a tunnel.

Locking my door and turning off my cell phone

Breaking into D-res' back door while Magemo creates distraction at the front door.

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Seeing how many licks it takes to the center of a tootsie pop.

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Originally posted by Frenchie Seeing how many licks it takes to the center of a tootsie pop.

I hope you are counting just like the owl does, too.

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Throwing rocks at homeless people,

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Originally posted by Ygrene Breaking into D-res' back door while Magemo creates distraction at the front door.

Waits for the pizza guy outside D-Res' house. Plan to take the pizza delivery and drive off in Ygrene's car.

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Download and review ! Omega_M - In the Mix (Beta Version)

Originally posted by twilightki : It feels like something you'd listen to at 4 in the morning, or listen to in your car while you're going in a tunnel.

playing Ghost Recon Advance Warfighter on Xbox Live, mutherfukkers kept killing me so i quit.

now im feeling like shit, stupid hot bitches asking me to take shots with them last nite. I walked into a party yesterday telling myself i wasnt going to touch that shit. Dam this hot asian hoes with big tits making do things i dont want to. Come on you cant say "no" to hot chicks.

and now im about to click "Submit Reply".

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