The first one - how hard do you usually slam keys on the keyboard (like Esc, SPACE, NumPad Enter, Ctrl, NumPad "-")
The second one - how hard do you usually bang a girl??? (eeeeeek!)
Last edited by blacknoizybox on Oct-23-2007 at 14:09
Oct-23-2007 12:37
The Arbiter
Senior tranceaddict
Registered: Sep 2007
Location: Sheffield, pondering the shiteness
I have similar attitudes to both. Firstly, I tap lightly and quickly with great accuracy. But as I make more mistakes I slowly get more angry and eventually I bang as hard as I can, itching to get it over with.
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Oct-23-2007 12:59
Direct
I invented the pushup
Registered: Aug 2006
Location: Fresno, CA
Damn. At first I thought this would be a thread where I could share my expert advice on strength and conditioning again.
Oct-23-2007 13:33
blacknoizybox
cracks and pops
Registered: Jun 2005
Location: Kyiv, Ukraine
ive got this bitchy habit of not replying to my own questions, so
1. esc - moderate, the Enter key (the lower right of the numpad) - fucking hard!!! like WHAAAACK!!!! like a slot machine, and moderate-to-hard "-" key on the upper right of the numpad
2. pretty hard - cause otherwise she won't get no sa-tis-fac-tion!!!
sing with me *humming Rolling Stones - Satisfaction)
Oct-23-2007 14:41
david.michael
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Sep 2003
Location: Dayton, OH, USA
Re: Two questions for ya! How hard do you...
quote:
Originally posted by blacknoizybox
The first one - how hard do you usually slam keys on the keyboard (like Esc, SPACE, NumPad Enter, Ctrl, NumPad "-")
The second one - how hard do you usually bang a girl??? (eeeeeek!)
Each stroke is about 5.34 MPH.
WTF? How can you describe "how hard" you bang keys/bitches? Do you actually measure this with a standard unit? Wait, don't answer that.
Oct-23-2007 15:00
Boomer187
Spicy Hotdog
Registered: Aug 2001
Location: USA
i use 14 newtons of force for each.
Oct-23-2007 15:06
Chris Crossland
Duke Silver
Registered: Jul 2003
Location: London
Let's just say i go through keyboards monthly.
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