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Some jokes....
The only way a couple got to pull off a Sunday afternoon 'quickie' with their 8-year old son in the apartment was to send him out
on the balcony with an ice lolly, and tell him to report on all the
neighbourhood activities.
He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation.'There's a car being towed from the parking lot,' he shouted.
'An ambulance just drove by!'
'Looks like the Andersons have company,' he called out.
'Matt's riding a new bike!'
'Looks like the Sanders are moving!'
'Jason is on his skate board.'
After a few moments he announced,
'The Bates are having sex!!'
Startled, his mother and dad shot up in bed!
Dad cautiously called out,
'How do you know they are having sex?'
'Geordie Bates is standing on his balcony with an ice lolly!'
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A man telephones his office and says, "Sorry, I can't come into work today, I'm sick."
"How sick are you ?" asks his boss.
"Well," he replies, "I'm in bed with my sister."
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A bloke went to the doctor and complained of a hearing problem. "Tell me", said the Dr, "What are the symptoms?"
"They're a yellow cartoon family on TV" said the man.
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Bloke on the bus was telling me how his 85 year old father is nick-named "the spider".
"Why's that then - is he thin and wiry?"
"No, it's coz he can't get out of the bath..."
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