Registered: Jun 2005
Location: Can this be my goal??!
So what exactly is Miracle Whip?
Besides the most sinful tasting condiment I can possibly imagine?
Nov-07-2007 16:49
Zoso
Banging Gangs!
Registered: Mar 2006
Location: Dirty South, United States
Miracle Whip is a salad dressing and sandwich spread that was invented in Salem, Illinois at Max Crosset's Cafe. It was originally called Max Crossett's X-tra Fine Salad Dressing. Crosset sold it to Kraft Foods in 1931 for $300 (approximately $4000 in 2006 dollars)[1][2] Kraft still manufactures it today. It is advertised as having the taste of mayonnaise with half the fat. Kraft Foods has recently changed the formula of Miracle Whip. This "new formula" utilizes less soybean oil, making for a "water-based" Miracle Whip.
Nov-07-2007 16:50
Ted Promo
NWO WOLFPACK INSANE
Registered: Jun 2005
Location: Can this be my goal??!
Since when did they release the dossier concerning the proposed miracle?
Nov-07-2007 16:51
gehzumteufel
In your ass
Registered: Nov 2005
Location: so cal
miracle whip is all kinds of nasty.
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Nov-07-2007 17:35
tubularbills
Max Power!
Registered: Apr 2003
Location: Middle of fucking nowhere
way better than mayo.
don't forget the zip!
Nov-07-2007 17:37
Moral Hazard
Oppressing the 99%
Registered: Mar 2005
Location: with the 1%
Miracle whip is nasty... Mayo or nothin'
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Nov-07-2007 17:38
Frenchie
life in technocolor
Registered: Feb 2006
Location: Intergalactic Planetary
I can't eat a sandwich without it. I don't do butter or margarine so it's got to be miracle whip. Hellmann's is only for my fries.
Nov-07-2007 18:15
Abercrombie
myspace.com/ashesband
Registered: Sep 2005
Location: Aurora Borealis
I don't like neither. Hold the mayo on anything, this way I know the mayo is not 'home made' in my restaurant sandwitch, if you get my drift.
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Nov-07-2007 18:54
Zoso
Banging Gangs!
Registered: Mar 2006
Location: Dirty South, United States
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Originally posted by Abercrombie
I don't like neither. Hold the mayo on anything, this way I know the mayo is not 'home made' in my restaurant sandwitch, if you get my drift.
Oh, I *fapfapfap* totally get *fap* what you're *grunt* getting at *fap* man.
Nov-07-2007 18:59
Gen3r4l1ty
Supreme Fatty
Registered: Jun 2007
Location: So, CA
quote:
Originally posted by Zoso
Oh, I *fapfapfap* totally get *fap* what you're *grunt* getting at *fap* man.
lol +1.
I always thought Miracle Whip tasted like expired mayonnaise tbh.
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Nov-07-2007 19:02
xtr3m
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Mar 2002
Location: Vancouver
Best I could find...
quote:
miracle whips
It's the newest craze sweeping Milwaukee "The Miracle Whip".
When your girlfriend/boyfriend jacks you off onto your hand, then (useing the same hand) you slap your partner across the face their tears should combine with your ejaculate as it runs down the face. At this point you should be laughing at her/him, Bwah, Ha, Ha!!!
I'm really disappointed that you made my hand hurt after I performed the Miracle Whips.
