I wish I had the balls to...
I wish I had the balls to...
Get a rubber dick and cut the back off and paint fake blood on the cut end. Smuggle it in a club and when it's about 3am when most are "partied up", drop it in the urinal and wait to see what happens. Or better yet, turn around after a piss and make it look like it's sticking outta your fly and when ppl take a look, let it drop to the floor and watch the mayhem commence! Probably cruel, but it's funny thinking about it! 
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