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WHITE FRIDAY - F*ck Da System!
Is anyone else (besides me) is giving a nice big fat middle finger to the craziness that has become of the so-called "Black Friday"? For those not in the know, it's a day when entire America goes absolutely F*CKING NUTS and camps out in front of the stores (sometimes for 24 hours prior to), so that they could buy a $5.99 trinket for $4.99... It's the time when stores are inducing people to be like cows - and BUY BUY BUY, buy the crap you don't need, buy the crap that stinks, JUST BUY SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!
Swear, it was pathetic watching a line of people, perhaps 1000+ strong camped out in front of Best Buy last year, to get some really pathetic deals, in limited quantity. YOu know the ploy - a $1000 TV for only $700 (read the small print: limited to 5 per store, no rainchecks, no rebates or coupons, yada yada yada). So, the really desparate schlobs will sit out in front of the store to "SAVE" $300. waidaminute... save??? yeah, well - this tv is $1000 but I got it for $700, so I SAVED!!!
No bitch, you just SPENT $700 on a trinket that you didn't want to buy at $1000... but bought at $700? You didn't save jack, idiot!
So, as my protest to the system and a little step towards a better future, I tell the stores to suck my dong, but my wallet is staying in my pocket.
On Black Friday, i ain't buyin sh!t.
Anyone else is fed up with this friggin circuis that big corporations expect us to perform in every year?
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