This is the slowest week of work ever and I might try and smash my head into the CRT monitor.
Assume the entrance to the bathroom is to the right of the urinals.
Scenario 1: All urinals open.
Which do you choose? I'd go for A.
Scenario 2: Urinal C occupied.
I'd go for A or E.
Scenario 3: Urinal A & E occupied.
I'm going for C.
Scenario 4: Urinal A, C, & E occupied.
The only choices are B and D. Which do you choose? It would depend who is at these given urinals at my work, because I am weirded out by some of them. I may just end up going to the toilet.
The possibilities are endless! Feel free to create your own problem-solving urinal selection scenarios.
Registered: Jun 2004
Location: San Antonio, US : TXTA #156
Given the choice you always go to the one furthest from the door. Given that A,C,E are occupied you go into a stall or wait for one of the guys to finish. Unless you're a fag then go for B or D and hope you can get a peek over the divider.
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Originally posted by Zild
Given the choice you always go to the one furthest from the door. Given that A,C,E are occupied you go into a stall or wait for one of the guys to finish. Unless you're a fag then go for B or D and hope you can get a peek over the divider.
Yes! Exactly. You are a urinal selection expert. I always go by my own unwritten law that you should always try to be 1 urinal away from any others, unless you are forced to use the urinal directly next to them. But yes, usually I'd just go into a stall.
i don't know i thought it was always one of those unwritten rules of the guys bathroom, that if it's possible you always leave a space between yourself and someone pissing.
i find it weird if i'm at the end and all the urinals are open and a guy chooses the one right next to me. not that i would get nervous and leave right away or anything, but in my head i just ask "why?!"
Nov-28-2007 17:54
denys envy
no scratch, no snatch...
Registered: Mar 2004
Location: falLAcy, CA
Re: Urinal Selection Scenarios
quote:
Originally posted by spc
This is the slowest week of work ever and I might try and smash my head into the CRT monitor.
Assume the entrance to the bathroom is to the right of the urinals.
Scenario 1: All urinals open.
I'd go for D.
Scenario 2: Urinal C occupied.
I'd go for E.
Scenario 3: Urinal A & E occupied.
I'd go for C.
Scenario 4: Urinal A, C, & E occupied.
I'd go for D.
...final answer.
Nov-28-2007 17:54
Zild
Ten City
Registered: Jun 2004
Location: San Antonio, US : TXTA #156
quote:
Originally posted by spc
Yes! Exactly. You are a urinal selection expert. I always go by my own unwritten law that you should always try to be 1 urinal away from any others, unless you are forced to use the urinal directly next to them. But yes, usually I'd just go into a stall.
It is the only thing I'm intelligent enough to understand. Ask RJT.
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I've never been able to eat a whole baby.
Kill the women. Eat the children.
It's just one of those days where you want to bend over everyone you know and kiss their ass goodbye with a big sideways boot.
and another rule a lot of people don't seem to follow is the one where you don't talk to people when they're doing their business!
Nov-28-2007 17:57
nchs09
Traceaddict in training
Registered: Sep 2003
Location: Inside your mum
how is pissing closest to the door for convenience make you gay exactly?
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Nov-28-2007 18:04
Zild
Ten City
Registered: Jun 2004
Location: San Antonio, US : TXTA #156
It doesn't but it increases the chance that someone who is gay will open the door and check out your tubesteak. Gotta minimize that. It also increases the chances that someone will come in and use the urinal right next to you since they want to be close to the exit as well. I think only checking out someone's tackle while they're taking a leak and enjoying it makes you gay.
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I've never been able to eat a whole baby.
Kill the women. Eat the children.
It's just one of those days where you want to bend over everyone you know and kiss their ass goodbye with a big sideways boot.
