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Trance-Canada
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Registered: May 2001
Location: Calgary
Singles Ad

> The following ad is reported to have gotten numerous calls... SINGLE
> BLACK
> FEMALE... Seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a svelte
> good looking girl who LOVES to play.
> I love long walks in the woods,riding your pickup truck, hunting,
> camping, and
> fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire.
> Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand.
> Rub me the right way and watch me respond.
> I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what
> nature gave me.
> Kiss me and I'm yours.
> Call xxx-xxxx and ask for Daisy."
>
> Callers found themselves talking to the local Humane Society about an
> eight-week-old black Lab.
> > > > > +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
> > > > >

Old Post May-01-2002 20:33  Iceland
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OrZonE
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Registered: Nov 2001
Location: NY - Toronto, Canada

Hell of a way to advertise LOL!


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Registered: Apr 2002
Location: Calgary
Re: Singles Ad

quote:
Originally posted by Trance-Canada
Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand.


Uh.... I've never known a person to give their dogs a candlelit dinner lol


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webmeister
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Registered: Mar 2002
Location: Sydney Australia

lol
Reminds me of something that happened in Sydney not too long ago...

Some dude rang a phone sex line with the title "Hear me moan" with a pic of a hot girl. He rang the phone, paid his money, and all he got was a tape of a woman whinging about doing the washing, how annoying her husband was etc.

ROFL he tried to sue the phone sex ppl for false advertising but was chucked out of court. "He got what he deserved" said one cop


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