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Originally posted by bas we're just rolling in that sweet sweet Beatport chedda SON. I PUT DIAMONDS IN MY SALT SHAKER SO I CAN HAVE CRUSHED DIAMONDS ON MY FOOD...it makes my dookie twinkle!!!

Shiiiiit, I got all that shit on lock!

"What bars do buybacks"

Is that where a bar gives you money back if you don't drink your drink?

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Originally posted by PoisonJam19 Shiiiiit, I got all that shit on lock!

People still say that?

No need to take a class on that. You learn that the more you drink. Self taught imo.

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Originally posted by idoru People still say that?

No, what you read above was actually an illusion. What I really said was, "I am proficient in all of the areas listed above."

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Originally posted by josh4 this seems like it'd be a lot of fun. in reality you'll probably get some decent enough instructor

that sounds about right