at work bored and on a phone so if anyone wants to talk here feel free to. Make fun of me ask me something I don't care just don't feel like browsing multiple threads
Dec-05-2007 18:47
spc
somebody call the doctor
Registered: Sep 2001
Location: NJ
if you were a hotdog and you were starving, would you eat yourself?
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Dec-05-2007 18:55
chach
muppets
Registered: Mar 2005
Location: babie
Lol only if I was kosher and even then I would think about it.
Dec-05-2007 18:55
spc
somebody call the doctor
Registered: Sep 2001
Location: NJ
I know I would! First, I'd smother myself with brown mustard and relish. I'd be so delicious!...So would you?
Harry: Hey! If you were a hot dog...and you were starving, would you eat yourself?
Colin: What?
Harry: I know I would! First, I'd smother myself with brown mustard and relish. I'd be so delicious!...So would you?
Colin: I don't know.
Harry: Don't jerk me around, Norm! It's a simple question! A baby could answer it! If you were a hot dog, and you were starving, would you eat yourself? [some applause and cheers]
Colin: [complying] I guess so.
Harry: Oh, you made a wise choice, my friend! If you had said no, I would have bitten your ear off! I would have come at you like a tornado made of arms and teeth. And - and fingernails.
Registered: Feb 2006
Location: Intergalactic Planetary
quote:
Originally posted by spc
I'm just stealing material from SNL back when it was bearable to watch. Will Farrell used to do wonderful impersonations of Harray Caray