ok heres the sceneario; I think i joined up for a beer league hockey team only to realize when i got there that its the NHL. I'm sitting on the bench getting ready for my first shift ppl are in the crowd highly expecting me to come on and im frantically trying to explain to the coach that i can't stick handle and i havent played since i was 18. For some reason my coach totally believes in me. lol. and my trainer is giving me shit that i wore the wrong jersey and didnt bring a stick with me lol. anyways i go out there and i know i suck so i decide ill just focus on hitting people lol. ends up i really suck even worse then i thought, my coach still believes in me and i make a huge hip check center ice.
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Dec-18-2007 05:58
shaw
RIP
Registered: Jan 2005
Location: Intergalactic Mimosa Station
you're gay.
Dec-18-2007 06:13
BTG
Ez skinz ez lyfe
Registered: Nov 2001
Location: Milton ON
sounds like a rob schnider movie
Dec-18-2007 06:17
Yohan
Champion of Deep&Nu-disco
Registered: Jan 2004
Location: Kitchener, Ont, Soviet Canuckistan
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Originally posted by BTG
sounds like a rob schnider movie
Originally posted by Spacey Orange
you lost me at 'i make a huge hip check center ice.' what does that mean?
it means he smashed someones pelvis into pieces, with his "stick", in the middle of the ring.
...stick being his penis.
...making inconspicuous the victor.
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Dec-18-2007 07:41
stren
Strenowski
Registered: Jul 2004
Location: Warsaw, Earth, 1 AU
quote:
Originally posted by inconspicuous
you're gay.
I think your assesment is right. He doesn't know how to handle the stick (penis) which he should have (as a gay) and he is wearing the wrong jersey (metaphor for pretending to be straight)
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Dec-18-2007 12:52
RandomGirl
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Jul 2003
Location:
I just had a dream that I was working with a woman I work with now, but at a corner store. This man comes in and asks for cigarettes, and although he looks of age, he gets ID'ed anyway. The girl behind the counter asks me for assistance as she is unsure of whether the ID is legit. I ask him for more ID, to which he hands me the new Ontario driver's license, but it has pen marks all over it.
I look really hard, and I can see that the year of his birth shows 1939, yet, he has changed the 3 to a 7. I can't possibly fathom how this man was born in the 30's, and then would try to change the year on his card.
I call B.S. and send him out of the store. The woman I work with then hands me about 400 movies to put away.
WTF?
Dec-18-2007 13:20
Cloudburst
I am the maximum
Registered: Oct 2003
Location: Jötebårj
I dreamed that I was forced to move, I failed all my courses and that my mom was diagnosed with cancer.
Bloody hell I think that emo forum got to me!
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Dec-18-2007 15:54
DigitalPhoenix
On a new path to success!
Registered: Mar 2005
Location:
I dreamt last nite, that I was in a canoe in the middle of a lake
when I looked down, because someone told me not to go in the water
I saw bengals tigers and lions stirring around, as if they would in their
natural habitat, but at the bottom of the lake..
underwater felines??
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