Im on my last breath. ass is tightening. face is boney. ribs are showing. i dont know how much longer i have. S.O.S. Help. I beg of you no more pain.



Diahrea

Diahrea


I cant control my Diahrea.

Im on my laptop on top of my toillete which took me five minutes to sit on because my ass is so raw. I feel like mr orange in resvoir dogs. I feel like the Terminator while hes dying in T2. My ass is burning like my desire for it to stop.


Call an ambulance. Call the cops. FOr godssake call The fireman to put this fire out.

Can I interest you in some buffalo wings?

Ingest food / drinks that actually qualify as food / drinks next time.

Until then, drink flat coca-cola

you & me both, eric...

omg fuck food poisoning

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Originally posted by wizniz you & me both, eric... omg fuck food poisoning

dont worry bro we'll make it through it . i promise. hold my hand

just waiting for time to pass and the ass to heal...

damn bubble butt!!!!

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This thread smells.

so do the french

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

Nick at Nite + TV In the Bathroom will at least distract you, and they play hours of FPOBA every night.

I know it's not a cure, but at least it's something.

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I miss being able to use my laptop whilst I poop.

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Originally posted by UWM I miss being able to use my laptop whilst I poop.

Constipation?

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD