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You're the towel.

do we get the fingertip towel too?

No Time Cube or magnets?

yeah deffinately i want a immortality board game for when i outlive everything.

What if I make whoopie with the towel?

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Originally posted by iammesol What if I make whoopie with the towel?

YA! What if He makes a wookie with the towel?????

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Originally posted by iammesol What if I make whoopi with the towel?

If I cum on the towel, will that mean that my sperm will live forever?

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Originally posted by idoru If I cum on the towel, will that mean that my sperm will live forever?

no the towel turns into one of these -