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Dr. DAS
Gain Control



Registered: Nov 2006
Location: Raccoon City
Dude, Your Wife's A Whore.

...literally.

quote:


Man Enters Brothel To Find Wife Working There
Thursday January 10, 2008
CityNews.ca Staff

A Polish man got the shock of his life Wednesday when he did something he knows he shouldn't have - cheated on his wife. The unnamed gentleman decided to visit a Warsaw brothel and take advantage of the services provided in the not-so-legal establishment.

But when he walked in the door, any lascivious thoughts he may have had turned to anger, after he recognized one of the people working inside - his own spouse. It turns out his wife had decided to make a little extra money on the side, telling her husband she was working at a nearby store to explain where she disappeared to every day and where her supply of cash came from.

"I was dumfounded. I thought I was dreaming," the husband told a local newspaper.

The couple has been married for 14 years, but it's unlikely they'll be celebrating a 15th anniversary. After their mutual discovery of what each other was up to, they've now filed for divorce.


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Spin Laden
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Registered: Jan 2006
Location: 1211 Ambien City Blvd, Canada, K1A 0A9
lady, your husband a dirt mcgurt..

lol, I read that in the shitty Metro while taking a dump just now.

double pwns there with husband and wife if I may say so


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quote:
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a classic from the aria days:
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Chris Allen
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Registered: Apr 2004
Location: Calgary, Alberta

Husband - "What are you doing here?"
Wife - "What are YOU doing here?"


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UmmiE
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Registered: Jan 2007
Location: Brampton

Its sucks that even after paying the price for something different you get the same.LOL

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daves
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Registered: May 2005
Location: Toronto

prostitutiOWNED

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Dr. DAS
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Registered: Nov 2006
Location: Raccoon City

quote:
Originally posted by UmmiE
Its sucks that even after paying the price for something different you get the same.LOL


Family discount?


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"Hey look, I can make a heart-shape with my hands!!!" So Fucking what? Stop it. You're a douche.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in the eyes of your enemies.

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Ozmozis
Music is the Vibe



Registered: Mar 2007
Location: Toronto

quote:
Originally posted by daves
prostitutiOWNED


+1 LOL!

OWNED BIG TIME!

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Registered: Jan 2006
Location: 1211 Ambien City Blvd, Canada, K1A 0A9

quote:
Originally posted by UmmiE
Its sucks that even after paying the price for something different you get the same.LOL


we have a winner here folks


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quote:
Originally posted by Ravemontreal
Once I took a piss in front of everybody at Stereo. Put the garbage under the mixer, and did it right there while people were dancing and screaming. people thought I was playing with the mixer but I was playing with my zizi.

quote:
Originally posted by Enjoy
a classic from the aria days:
me: are you on TA?
girl: uhhhh... im on speed

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CAKE
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Registered: Nov 2005
Location: At Zone

This is wrong on several levels but yet it's quite funny


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afterhrsgurl
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Registered: Aug 2007
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lol haha what are the odds of that

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Ozmozis
Music is the Vibe



Registered: Mar 2007
Location: Toronto

quote:
Originally posted by afterhrsgurl
lol haha what are the odds of that


I dunno you tell me haha don't you have hand on experience?

























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Yohan
Champion of Deep&Nu-disco



Registered: Jan 2004
Location: Kitchener, Ont, Soviet Canuckistan

The man got burned on so many levels
-his wife is a whore
-he paid money to go to this brothel
-now he's not even going to get laid


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quote:
Originally posted by chinamon
not true. i say "ugh"
but i am a tranny.
quote:
Originally posted by kotsy
lol colour me retarded

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