I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it 'the terminator'. First I crouch down in the shower in the classic 'naked terminator traveling through time' pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.
Jan-26-2008 06:06
Dervish
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Doesn't everyone?
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Jan-26-2008 06:17
nchs09
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Jan-26-2008 06:22
Dervish
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Originally posted by nchs09
So it's your alt?
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Jan-26-2008 06:28
@mber
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It's his wet dream.
Jan-26-2008 06:30
Sushipunk
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For some reason, it doesn't surprise me that you fantasize about a naked Arnie, while in the shower...
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Jan-26-2008 06:30
PoisonJam19
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Location: Chicago
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Originally posted by Sushipunk
For some reason, it doesn't surprise me that you fantasize about a naked Arnie, while in the shower...
Originally posted by LuvTiesto
I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it 'the terminator'. First I crouch down in the shower in the classic 'naked terminator traveling through time' pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.
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Jan-26-2008 06:46
jonze
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i usually act like patrick bateman in then morning except i don't have a tanning bed
most alts are total knobs, but that was genuinely funny
my best friend used to get out of the shower and do the whole "there can be only one" from the highlander movies. i used to hear him in the morning even though he wouldn't know that anyone was awake and listening. haha.
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Jan-26-2008 08:04
Sushipunk
Flickering, I roam
Registered: Sep 2006
Location: Chateau Verdafloor
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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
most alts are total knobs, but that was genuinely funny
my best friend used to get out of the shower and do the whole "there can be only one" from the highlander movies. i used to hear him in the morning even though he wouldn't know that anyone was awake and listening. haha.
Hahahaha, I hope you remind him of that as often as possible
