You don't make friends with salad

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"I believe that's referred to as intelligent drum & bass, which obviously means there's a genre of stupid drum & bass out there" (John Peel)

troof

what about salad tossers?

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"Dooonnn't eeeeaaat meeeee, Lisaaaaa"
/sheep

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Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

i try to keep my salads and friends separet... otherwise it can get messy

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

Ron White?

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Burns: You know, Smithers, I think I'll donate a million dollars to the local orphanage...when pigs fly!

[They laugh. The pig sails across the sky before them.]

Smithers: Will you be donating that million dollars now, Sir?

Burns: Nooo, I'd still prefer not.

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Homer Simpson: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
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Homer Simpson: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal!
Homer Simpson: Heh heh heh ... ooh ... yeah ... right, Lisa. A wonderful ... magical animal.

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Yes you do, if it's the Zaxby's chicken zalad !

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Originally posted by twilightki : It feels like something you'd listen to at 4 in the morning, or listen to in your car while you're going in a tunnel.

i've made salads for my friends plenty of times and they totally loved it.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee i've made salads for my friends plenty of times and they totally loved it.

They were just being polite because you were already friends.

It's "you don't make friends with salad," not "you don't keep friends with salad."

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A salad is just rabbit food with tomatoes

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