Last night young, hot, dj stud jon jon took to the decks in the acid lounge. When asked about how he prepares for the night jon jon commented that, "Some people might view this gig as a mere opportunity to spread their musical seed, but what they're failing to see is the extra level of opportunity being presented to them."

After taking a brief pause in the interview to mix his next tune, and throw in two or three of his pattented "dj moves" jon jon returned to say, "What really separates the acid lounge from other venues is one word. Chicks. Sometimes it feels like I'm being paid to take pictures with chicks, and I just throw in the djing as an added benefit."

"But what really separates the pros from the joes is how effective they are at maximizing the experience of the dj photo-op. You can't just do it all willy nilly, it takes time and prep"

jon jon was good enough to share three of his top four tips with us.

1)Always smile. No one likes a frowning DJ.

2)Don't be completely clean-shaven. It will give others the impression that you are an over-achiever.

3)Give them a gentle hand-shake upon completion of the photo. It will make them know you appreciate it.

So what's the fourth tip then?

"Not so fast" replied jon jon with a laugh, "I can't reveal all my secrets, otherwise my originality goes out the window."

And with that jon jon returned to his shimy shimy shake move, mix mix, shake, leaving us all wondering just how he does it.

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Originally posted by jon jon So I've had a handful of people who don't read the board (and thus don't know Shanny's ridiculous fucking sense of humour) txt me/ call me asking me why the fuck I would say such a ridiculous thing. Like they were offended. Amazing.

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While this interview is written in professional journalism tone and style, it actually is fictional in nature. To the ladies who were insulted I apologize, and assure you the only things jon jon actually contributed to this article were the dj moves

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Last edited by shanny on Feb-12-2008 at 04:14