i woke up in the toilet
dunno how i got there, prolly fell asleep while going for a no.2

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This isn't too crazy, but I once woke up in my roomate's bed my senior year in college. She wasn't in it at the time, but I know that when I passed out I was in my room or on the couch or something. All I remember now is that her bed had all these springs sticking out of it.

this is crazy every may 24 long weekend i used to head up to wasaga last year i did alot of drugs hallucinated hard and woke up the next morning in a cabin filled with like 6 hardcore thugs....didnt know who they were...they were all asleep with 40's in their hands i was crashed sitting up on the couch...looked at my zipper it was zipped up my ass felt normal so i slowly snuck out of there and bolted to my buddies cotage

well... since you asked...

for anyone who doesn't live in canada, there is this highway that runs all tyhe way across canada called, you guessed it, the trans-canada highway...

anyway, after one night of hard partying in high school, i woke up in the morning to find myself in the ditch right beside said highway, and to top it off, i was covered in what i beleived to be tomatoes

so i got up, dusted myself off and made the trek back to my friend's house where the party was held... mind you i wasn't far, maybe about 10 blocks away...

so i finally get back to the house where everyone is sitting around looking pretty hungover, and they were all like "where were you, we were looking all over for you"
apparently at around 4am i decided to go for a swim... with no pool or lake being anywhere near where we were, they just laughed and thought i was talking nonsense

to this day, no-one knows exactly what i did and how i ended up covered in tomatoes... my pants were done up and my ass didn't hurt when i woke up, so i'm clear in that department

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i woke up one morning in a hotel with two chicks....

I have a few interesting ones that have happened to me but this one really stuck out for me.

I went to a house party and managed to get pretty drunk. I'm guessing that what happened is someone at this party was chatting with me and probably suggested he drive my car since I was so drunk. However when I woke up in my car's back seat the next day I had ZERO recolection of what, how, or why I was there..

This nice person whoever it was used my car to get home so they didn't have to take a cab home, but I woke up in a neighbourhood that I had never been to and to say I was confused would be the biggest understatement ever.

I drove to a gas station really nearby and asked the clerk where I was, I even asked if this was Calgary (my city) and he had a good laugh..

I eventually found out who it was that drove me, this guy is a friend of a friend and he said I figured I should crash at his place so he could get home and that way I could just drive my car back the next day.. But he couldn't get me out of the backseat since I was passed out.

What really sucked is that the house party was a buddies place and I intended on crashing there, but it just goes to show you that drunkeness can get you into stupid situations.

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all in the same party I woke up hunched over in a juniper bush and asleep under a trampoline(with ppl jumping on it) Yeah..I was a bit drunk.

this doesnt compare to a friend of mine who got drunk, decided to climb a tree, couldnt get down, so went to sleep. We couldnt think of a way to get him down, so we let him stay. He actually didnt fall out!

oh, and I sleep on the couches @ my college. sometimes when i wake up im confused and have massive morning wood...but I just pretend to sleep some more

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in my bed

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<<<I am, I flatter myself, completely a citizen of the world. In my travels, I never felt myself away from home.>>>

I've never woken up anywhere weird myself after a night out except once, in hospital.

However I do know a lad who went for a night out in Newcastle and woke up lying in some street in Stockton I think it was, some 20-odd miles away, the next morning. He never found out how.

I once woke up in the middle of woods.. opened my eyes, all I saw was some trees..since I was still drunk I thought it was a dream and I slept some more.. after ~2 more hours I woke up and figured it wasnt a dream Took ~10mnutes to figure out where exactly I was.. I was ~5 km from my home. and I had no idea how I got there.. apparently after discussing this with my friends I found out that I left houseparty@my friends early in order to get home.. so I went along the shortcut through the woods.. then I think I had to take a piss, and as a polite person as I am(although it was 2 am and forest was PITCH BLACK & 0 ppl around..) I stepped ~4 meters into wood and found a tree to took a piss on one of the trees.. during that I guess I had some balance problems and I fell down on the soft green forest fog and fell asleep..

sober ppl feel spooky in woods 2am in morning when its totally black.. but I just slept there for 6 hours

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