hope it hasn't been posted before.
http://www.adequacy.org/?op=display...12/2/42056/2147

LOL!!!!!

LMAO!!!!

Omg... jeez!

I think I just became a hacker...

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whaha lol great one

Popular hacker software includes "Comet Cursor", "Bonzi Buddy" and "Flash". hahahahahaha

btw... wtf is up with all those links?

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Carrying glowsticks, lol, what a terrible influence

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Holy!!!!!! aaaahhhhhhh!!


LMAO! Dude, at first I was like, "Are you kidding?"

Then I read the rest and was dying laughing. AMD made in third world counrtries, AOL is the best ISP, oh crap, the best was telnet and using no phones! hahaha

Nice site man.

Payce

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". Lunix is extremely dangerous software, and cannot be removed without destroying part of your hard disk surface."
yep, just take your scisors and carefully cut the unneeded part out...

"Quake is an online virtual reality used by hackers. It is a popular meeting place and training ground, where they discuss hacking and train in the use of various firearms. "
Um....yea, u play Quake to train in fireamrs! Is this guy for real?

"They may wear baggy pants, bright colored shirts and spiky hair dyed in bright colors to match their clothes. They may take to carrying "glow-sticks" and some wear pacifiers around their necks"
MY school is full of rave...umm...i mean HACKERS then....

If this guy is for real, i can't say much except that he needs help, BADLY. To be so close mind....i never even seen a person like that...

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hahahah
nice one!!

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yeah, i don't get it. is this a joke? how can anyone be that ignorant?
funny, but in an ironic way.

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What time is it? It is 9:32. How do I get back to the expressway? You want to keep going straight until you hit the stoplight at Maple, and then take a right. Go three blocks until you hit 41st, and then take another right. The on-ramp will be about 300 yards ahead. How are things going? Aside from the prostate operation? Pretty damned good. Paper or plastic? Plastic, you tree-hugging hippie. How do I kill Ganon? You need to run around the chamber, randomly slashing with the Master Sword until you happen to hit him. At that point, you need to quickly switch to the Bow and Arrow and shoot a Light Arrow at him. Do this five or six times and you will recover the Triforce easily. What day is it? It is Tuesday. [update, by jsm] it's Wednesday. [update, by spiralx] it's now Thursday.[update, by dmg] it is now Tuesday again.

This is from the sites faqs page... so how serios can the be??? There faqs

And if you look at the poll on the same page as the articel:
Poll
I'm scared of hackers because...
They hack into NASA 4%
They steal things 3%
They are violent sociopaths 5%
They use amphetamines and speed 8%
They help Osama Bin Laden 14%
They're un-American 4%
They smell bad 59%

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Livet er en lang lort....
Jeg tager bare større bider end andre.

Wow, I feel bad for the autor's son......I'd kill myself if i had such an Ignorant asshole of a father.

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OMG, that is so sad... looks like that guy is less mature than his kids...

lol, "hacker-friendly isp"??? hehe, i'm a cheap bastard, using a free local dial-up number
hahahahahaha, the AMD thing is hillarious!!! intel puts anti-hacking security features on their chips??? LMAO!!!

"If your son spends more than thirty minutes each day on the computer, he may be using it to DOS other peoples sites" LOL!!!! that means i "DOS" other people's sites... 10-11 times a day...
and, god damn, it's not lUnIx, it's LInUx!!!

"Torovoltos is a notorious hacker, responsible for writing many hacker programs, such as "telnet", which is used by hackers to connect to machines on the internet without using a telephone. "

at this point i literally fell of my chair... sorry for bringing this out, but holy crap it's hillarious!!!!!

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