Last Friday:
A drunk girl with a DJ Romania-ish accent: "Hey DJ, can you play some banging electronica like Benny Benassi?"
My answer: "actually I'm playing live so it's only tracks of mine but I can take the mic and beatbox YMCA if you want"

That was so good!

HEY MY FRIEND
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING MY FRIEND
YOU MY MAIN MAN MY FRIEND
LISTEN TO ME I COME FROM WHEREVER AND I LOVE THIS MUSIC

x1000

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"yo dj, can you play that song that goes untttt tsss untttt tsss"

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Originally posted by kadomony HEY MY FRIEND LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING MY FRIEND YOU MY MAIN MAN MY FRIEND LISTEN TO ME I COME FROM WHEREVER AND I LOVE THIS MUSIC x1000

I caught this over on the DI forums some years ago, and whether or not it was originally produced by the guy who posted, I would imagine it was born out of some actual experience:

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Top ten things you should never say to a DJ: 1. PLAY SOMETHING GOOD...SOMETHING WE CAN DANCE TO ! 2. WOULD YOU PLAY SOMETHING WITH A "BEAT" ! 3. I DON'T KNOW WHO SINGS IT AND I DON'T KNOW THE NAME OF THE SONG, BUT IT GOES LIKE THIS.... 4. EVERYBODY WANTS TO HEAR IT ! 5. EVERYBODY WILL DANCE IF YOU PLAY IT ! 6. I CAN GET LAID IF YOU PLAY IT ! 7. I WANT TO HEAR IT NEXT ! 8. WHAT DO YOU HAVE ? 9. HEY, MAN, NOBODY CAN DANCE TO THIS ! 10. PLAY IT SOON, BECAUSE WE'RE LEAVING ! And above all....if the DJ has one hand on the mixing board, one hand on the turntable, and the headphones on....Don’t bug him ....HE’S MIXING!!!!

I remember when I was in this club and this DJ had his head burried inside the mixer and was turning some knob reaallly slow and with lot of concentration (pretention I think)..

I went up to him and said: 'Hey man, what the heck you are doing, dont break that stuff.. I have some good CD collection in my car.. you wanna me bring it up for you?'

"have you got a microphone? I want to do some MCing"

knock knock........who's there?...........fuck off

Play soulja boy

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Originally posted by kadomony HEY MY FRIEND LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING MY FRIEND YOU MY MAIN MAN MY FRIEND LISTEN TO ME I COME FROM WHEREVER AND I LOVE THIS MUSIC x1000

Great

"mate, dont play your minimal shit here"

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"do you have any funk or ministry of sound?"

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"do you have any reggaeton or duranguense?"

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