It happens from time to time, a man driving a tank lets his vim and vigor get the best of him. In this case, which took place in Russia where both tanks and vodka are plentiful, an allegedly drunk tank driver smashed into a cinderblock house while on a vodka-and-snack run.
"A drunk tank driver destroyed my house," said the victim, who went on to point out a more tragic coincidence: that the army never helped him buy a house when he was in the service, and now army dudes have destroyed the house he managed to build on his own.
Of course, all of this is just crazy talk: "The driver was absolutely sober, because he was going to military exercises," says a military spokesman. Judge for yourself in the video below.
"Thank God, they didn't shoot," the house owner said on the video.
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Originally posted by bas
we're just rolling in that sweet sweet Beatport chedda SON. I PUT DIAMONDS IN MY SALT SHAKER SO I CAN HAVE CRUSHED DIAMONDS ON MY FOOD...it makes my dookie twinkle!!!
Mar-08-2008 16:30
DJ Mikey Mike
Your mum's face
Registered: Jan 2002
Location: I'm at your mums'
Not that funny really though is it. Quite the opposite in fact, that's fucking disgraceful.
Mar-08-2008 16:41
chimera66
PARTOUZE
Registered: Jun 2006
Location: Left Coast
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Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike
Not that funny really though is it. Quite the opposite in fact, that's fucking disgraceful.
pretty much...
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Originally posted by Ygrene
I once saw Swamper peel off 4 or 5 $100 bills from a fat roll and say this to Donald Trump: "Go clean yourself up; you look like a bum.". And then he threw the bills right in Trump's face/hair! Then Swamper and his entourage of 30, who were all wearing TA monogramed Rolexes, left the room and flew to Hawaii for a few hours because Del wanted fresh coconut.
To his defense, Trump didn't even really look like a bum.
Mar-08-2008 16:57
Neon Sky
bleep bloop
Registered: Sep 2007
Location: New York
only funny bit was the guys explanation for why they weren't drunk.
Mar-08-2008 18:10
jerZ07002
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Dec 2006
Location:
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Originally posted by Neon Sky
only funny bit was the guys explanation for why they weren't drunk.
yeah, how does, "he wasn't drunk because he was going to a military exercise" mean he wasn't drunk while going to the exercise. i thought the shop worker looked pretty funny, and ugly woman she was.
Mar-08-2008 18:52
jonSun
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Dec 2003
Location: Chicago CTA #77
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Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike
Not that funny really though is it. Quite the opposite in fact, that's fucking disgraceful.
lol sig. accurate for TA except most ta's sleep alone
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Mar-08-2008 21:27
Nrg2Nfinit
ItaloDiscoAddict
Registered: Sep 2001
Location: Ottawa
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Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike
Not that funny really though is it. Quite the opposite in fact, that's fucking disgraceful.
touched a nerve there mikey? Its ok, the probability of something like that happening again is very slim.
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