I'm filling out a job application, and a question on it is "Have you ever illegally used marijuana?" and then on the next page it has space to explain any answers, such as checking the YES answer for that question or the "have you ever had disciplinary action taken against you by an employer?"

Now, what would be a good answer to put other then "I just wanted to try it" or something along those lines for the marijuana question? I've been thinking of a reasonable response and I can't think of any that don't sound stupid. I don't want to lie and say I've never tried it because I'd rather well....just not lie.

Unfortunately I think "Just wanted to see what it was like" is going to have to suffice.

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If you answer "YES" to that question, despite your reasoning of 'I just wanted to try it', you will not get the job.

Fuck, just lie.

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it would probably be to your best nature to be honest. chances are your boss burns, does ecstacy and knows more about edm then 80% of people on this board.

If you want a job check NO.

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If you checked "Yes" then I suggest that you roll up your application and slap yourself in the face with it.

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Originally posted by Sushipunk If you answer "YES" to that question, despite your reasoning of 'I just wanted to try it', you will not get the job. Fuck, just lie.

Further information.

This job WILL have me take a lie detector test before hiring me. If this question comes up I don't want to crumble.

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Originally posted by idoru If you checked "Yes" then I suggest that you roll up your application and slap yourself in the face with it.

Its 35 pages. That might hurt.

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Originally posted by jpisani Further information. This job WILL have me take a lie detector test before hiring me. If this question comes up I don't want to crumble.

What the fuck kind of job is this?

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Originally posted by jpisani Its 35 pages. That might hurt.

That was the whole point.

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Originally posted by jpisani Further information. This job WILL have me take a lie detector test before hiring me. If this question comes up I don't want to crumble.

Some words of wisdom:

1. apply somewhere else. u don't want to go through lie detector interview.



Oh, I remember now. What I wanted to say was:

2. apply somewhere else. u don't want to go through lie detector interview.

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Originally posted by idoru If you checked "Yes" then I suggest that you roll up some bud in your application and smoke it.

*FIXOR3D* MON!

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Originally posted by Sushipunk What the fuck kind of job is this?

+1

Do they anally probe the applicants as well?

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