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Shaya007
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Registered: Dec 2002
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Italian Logic

Italian Logic..
An old Italian Mafia 'Don' is dying and he calls his grandson to his bed.

'Lissin-a me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome plated 38 revolver so you always remember me.'

'But, Grandpa, I really don't lika guns. Howz about you leava me your Rolex watch instead?'

'Shuddup an'a lissin. Somma day you gonna runna da business. You gonna have a beautifula wife, lotsa money, a bigga home and maybe a couple a bambinos. Somma day you gonna comma home and maybe find your wife inna bed with another man.

Whadda you gonna do then ... Pointa to you watch and say, 'Times up'?

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Jun-10-2008 15:53

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rabbitjoker
aural sadist

Registered: Aug 2002
Location: Toronto, ON, CANADA

baa-daa-bing, baa-daa-boom! Hey!

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Jun-10-2008 15:59 Canada

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devnull
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hahah good one

Jun-10-2008 16:04 Canada

Abercrombie
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Registered: Sep 2005
Location: Aurora Borealis

lol, almost as funny as yesterday's Italian joke

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Jun-10-2008 17:02 Canada

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zokissima
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Registered: Dec 2004
Location: Toronto

quote:
Originally posted by Abercrombie
lol, almost as funny as yesterday's Italian joke

lol, ouch!

Jun-10-2008 17:16 Yugoslavia

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Shaya007
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I got a few more but he just killed it!

thanks

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Jun-10-2008 18:14

Cuzo
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Registered: Feb 2002
Location: I'm on your couch, eating your food

What would a persian don do?

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Jun-10-2008 18:43

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Shaya007
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quote:
Originally posted by Cuzo
What would a persian don do?

will probably give her Opium! LOL!

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Jun-10-2008 18:56

Silky Johnson
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What do you call a retarded Italian?

Portuguese.

Jun-10-2008 19:27

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Shaya007
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quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
What do you call a retarded Italian?

Portuguese.

bad...

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Jun-10-2008 19:57

Shaya007
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One day a Persian goes to USA and sees some women on the side of the road. He asks how much? Lady says: 1 dollar to do it right here!
5 dollars to do it in the car.
10 dollars in the Park.
50 dollars to do it in the Hotel!
Persian gives her 50 dollars.
The lady says: ooh how classy! lets go to the Hotel!
The Persian says: forget the Hotel, 50 times right here!

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Jun-10-2008 20:08