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Loads I've really been through the wars doing stupid stuff when drunk.
Fell down a hill once when pissed on cider and Polish Vodka, and ended up getting stung 200 + times by Stinging Nettles, and went into Toxic Shock the day after cos the alcohol was still in my blood  , even though I wasn't in pain when I got stung at first cos I so drunk, and we walked off to the amusement park, and tired to break in to the big wheel, and we were going to climb up to the top of the roller coaster, we got stopped along the way, cos my best mate decided to pull the wires out of a massive fuse box, causing everything at 2 am to turn on including, hotel rooms, shalley and trailer lights , this attracted security guards a fight ensured and we got busted, but let off in the end by the security guards who were going to hand us over to the cops, either way that evening not only getting drunk, I got toxic shock, got in a fight did well untill I feel over someones garden wall, then out of the 7 security guards fighting us, the two I punched, decided they would get revenge and kick me around like a football. 
An other evening I got drunk and very pissed off in my local pub, most of my friends drink there who I used to go to school with and I easily know around 120 people who use the pub as their local, I had been drinking for hours, a friend of mines girlfriend is being quite arrogent, and says something I don't like to one of my best friends, and suddenely I explode into a rage, shout my headoff at my my friend and his girlfriend, then a couple of people say whats wrong chill down, and I decide to go mad at them, and end up storming off, next day everythings a blur, and I wonder why I'm getting these text messages off some of my friends saying 'Have you calmed down yet', 'Don't ever speak to me again, if your going to keep on getting in moods like that' ended up apoligising, and everything was fine.
Another time, we'd be drinking for ages come back home from clubbing early everyone was highly bored, so we created a game, we played this violent game in the park at 2:30 in the morning, it was like Rugby American football and boxing all mixed togther, involved 16 of us spilt in to teams, with a football (soccer ball) playing this mental game who ever has the ball gets the shit kicked out of them, funny part was it was on the parks bowling green so it was a wicked surface to play on.
Theres loads more stories. The one when I was semi drunk and more off my head  and got locked out because I forgot my house key after my old works X-mas party at 4 am in freezing weather with a short sleeved shirt on is a good one but very long, ask me if you ever see it if you want it explaning, I've nattered enough.
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