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Re: Look on the bright side!
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This is optimistic thread.
So, how was your day? Did it suck? Did you lose your job? Did your true love leave you waiting in the rain? Are you now moping around wondering why there's so much suckage on the world? This thread can help you.
Try to think positively about your misery. If you're having trouble finding something good, we can help you out.
I'll go first:
It sucks that... yesterday I ate something that I certainly shouldn't have eaten, and now my intestines are growling and spewing some really weird liquid. I had to call sick, I have to go to the restroom every 10 minutes, I can't concentrate and I feel as if I had been hit by a lorry 
On the bright side... Not only I got a job offer, my intestines are growling and spewing some really weird liquid. And, I get to have fun with that every 10 minutes!  |
Left > right
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Maynard James Keenan:
Like hearing my grandmother, talk to her dog that way -- "Ooo
-- puppy!" and I said I'd never do that, ever! And now I have two
dogs and I talk like an imbecile! I wander around, "Ooo! You want
food!" I've turned into a f*cking moron.
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