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Originally posted by nic01445 YOU ARE SO UGLY wear makeup you stupid bitch. you look like a goatse memorial. i'll spray you with katchup. i'll crap in your snatch. i'll give you a ******* tutorial.

really, this is the best poem of all time.

BEAUTY OF THE EARTH
One time I saw you
and wanted to vomit
and peepee and poopoo
and jizz on your face.

Sadly I can't
because cops are around.
If I were an ant
I'd eat off your face.

THIS POEM IS ABOUT MY PENIS
by Nicolaas Netherland

You are small
And insignifigant.
Shrivvle up and die.
Woe is you.
Because you never have fun
Unless it is with yourself!

Game Over

A lesson I learned from a wise Asian man,
Whenever you get lucky, no longer with hand,
Make sure that you don't use a condom.

She may ask politely, but never give in.
She may say that abortion is a terrible sin.
But tell her to shut the fuck up.

Now having sex, you're about to cum.
Don't be a pussy and next morning run.
Just do it right there and then.

To not have a baby? I'll give you a hunch.
After you're done, you give her a punch
In the stomach. Gave over, bitch!

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The father made fetuses with flesh licking ladies / While you and your mother were asleep in the trailer park / Thunderous sparks from the dark of the stadiums / The music and medicine you needed for comforting / So make all your fat, fleshy fingers fingers to moving / And pluck all your silly strings and / Bend all your notes for me and / Soft silly music is meaningful, magical / The movements were beautiful / All in your ovaries / All of them milking with green fleshy flowers / While powerful pistons were sugary sweet machines, / Smelling of semen all under the garden / Was all you were needing when you still believed in me.

nic's balls

Nic's balls were once on my face
Too bad they smelled so terrible.
They were kind of fucked up, kind of misshaped.
Nic will never have kids.

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The father made fetuses with flesh licking ladies / While you and your mother were asleep in the trailer park / Thunderous sparks from the dark of the stadiums / The music and medicine you needed for comforting / So make all your fat, fleshy fingers fingers to moving / And pluck all your silly strings and / Bend all your notes for me and / Soft silly music is meaningful, magical / The movements were beautiful / All in your ovaries / All of them milking with green fleshy flowers / While powerful pistons were sugary sweet machines, / Smelling of semen all under the garden / Was all you were needing when you still believed in me.

i love you david.

Fap Fap Fap

torontotranceaddict needs to get laid
but not as badly as some others.
staring at mediocre boobs and blurry pics,
(although Tranc3's is kind of arousing)

Nerds, Nerds, on the internet.
Prolly now watching Bang Bus I bet,
Wishing that they had the balls

To meet girls in real life,
Instead of stalking them with PMs.
Woah this poem is turning to shit.

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The father made fetuses with flesh licking ladies / While you and your mother were asleep in the trailer park / Thunderous sparks from the dark of the stadiums / The music and medicine you needed for comforting / So make all your fat, fleshy fingers fingers to moving / And pluck all your silly strings and / Bend all your notes for me and / Soft silly music is meaningful, magical / The movements were beautiful / All in your ovaries / All of them milking with green fleshy flowers / While powerful pistons were sugary sweet machines, / Smelling of semen all under the garden / Was all you were needing when you still believed in me.

OMGHI2U! do you have nekked pix?

I HAVE NO LIFE FOR POSTING AT 2:36 in the morinng

I have no life for posting at 2:36 in the morning.
The End.

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The father made fetuses with flesh licking ladies / While you and your mother were asleep in the trailer park / Thunderous sparks from the dark of the stadiums / The music and medicine you needed for comforting / So make all your fat, fleshy fingers fingers to moving / And pluck all your silly strings and / Bend all your notes for me and / Soft silly music is meaningful, magical / The movements were beautiful / All in your ovaries / All of them milking with green fleshy flowers / While powerful pistons were sugary sweet machines, / Smelling of semen all under the garden / Was all you were needing when you still believed in me.

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Originally posted by nic01445 OMGHI2U! do you have nekked pix?

perhaps...

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The father made fetuses with flesh licking ladies / While you and your mother were asleep in the trailer park / Thunderous sparks from the dark of the stadiums / The music and medicine you needed for comforting / So make all your fat, fleshy fingers fingers to moving / And pluck all your silly strings and / Bend all your notes for me and / Soft silly music is meaningful, magical / The movements were beautiful / All in your ovaries / All of them milking with green fleshy flowers / While powerful pistons were sugary sweet machines, / Smelling of semen all under the garden / Was all you were needing when you still believed in me.

I tried writing one ...

but im a lover....
i cant! I JUST CANT!

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