What's the definition of woman?

An outgrowth around the vagina used for holding on to during sex.

What did the black kid get for Christmas?







My bike.


I think maybe I misunderstood the topic.

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Originally posted by david.michael I think maybe I misunderstood the topic.

lol, yes you did

Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God says: "So you would love her."
"But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you."

Why aren't there any black people in the Flintstones?




















































Because they were all still monkeys. (sorry, that was mean)

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What do you call a woman?































Whore

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how many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?


2. Ania to change it and Theresa to talk to us about how opressed they are.

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Originally posted by Ian how many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? 2. Ania to change it and Theresa to talk to us about how opressed they are.

win

the lightbulb one is great.

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I can't believe no1 has said these yet...

Why don't women wear watches?
There's a clock on the stove.

Why don't women need a drivers license?
There's no road between the bedroom and the kitchen.

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None, it should be open when she gives it to you.

What do you call a woman with two brain cells?
Pregnant.

How do you call a man that can catapult fetuses from his vagina?

















A womb-man :D

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