Douchebag Darrell
So Douchebag Darrell comes up to me and says "hey, get out of the way I want to talk to the girl behind you". Confused, I don't move and ask him to repeat himself. Darrell says "forget it, you scared her away" to which I reply "No, YOU scared her away".
Douchebag inquires "What do you mean by that?" to which I retort "well either she didn't think you were hot, or maybe she thought you were trying to pick me up". Darrell says "Are you calling me a homo?" and I quickly respond "maybe, do you think I'm cute?".
Douchebag Darrell gets VERY upset with all this and starts freaking out getting in my face and puffing up his chest like some exotic bird trying to impress the females. I mock him a little, pretending to apply lipstick and puckering my lips, after which I put the biggest shit-ass grin on my face and just smile at him while he goes on yelling about how he is going to fight me and I am going to be sorry.
Margaret and Jay stepped in and attempted to deflect Douchebag's verbal aggression while I winked at him and acted coy. Obviously Darrell has some sexual identity issues as he took out his insecurities on all 3 of us.
Thanks to Margaret and Jay I was safe from Douchebag Darrell's empty threats and over-the-top masculine puffery.
I still think he thought I was cute. I had my hair done up all German-style for Heidi & M.A.N.D.Y.. He even brought his douchebag-posse of friends over to check me out.
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Last edited by rabbitjoker on May-08-2008 at 19:28
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