There I was on my way to Wal-Mart... getting into a fight was the

farthest thing from my mind ... wasn't even on the horizon ... I was in
a great mood ... and then ... I rear-ended a car.

So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of
the car ...
and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff seems to
get funny?

Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it .. he was a DWARF!

He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!'

So, I look down at him and said, 'Well, which one are you then?'

and that's when the fight started . . .

think its time to get off the drugs

Pft, I don't believe in dwarfs.

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Do you constantly move from Atlanta to Australia because of business or for fun, just curious.

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Originally posted by Dj Skez Wait a minute, aren't you eros.au? Do you constantly move from Atlanta to Australia because of business or for fun, just curious.

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Originally posted by Sunsnail There I was on my way to Wal-Mart... getting into a fight was the farthest thing from my mind ... wasn't even on the horizon ... I was in a great mood ... and then ... I rear-ended a car. So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car ... and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny? Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it .. he was a DWARF! He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!' So, I look down at him and said, 'Well, which one are you then?' and that's when the fight started . . .

where did you find that story, JP

The formatting makes it look like the story was copy-pasted.

Amusing, though.

Too bad I though this...

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Originally posted by Sunsnail Overconfidence can be blinding. Anyway, metro atlanta is pretty good. People here drive unsafely. They aren't stupidly incompetent, just dangerous.

...was rather funny

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At least you removed the "FW: FW: RE: RE: FW:"'s and ">>"'s.

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Originally posted by Mr.Mystery At least you removed the "FW: FW: RE: RE: FW:"'s and ">>"'s.

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Originally posted by SuspicionVandit "quickly send this to 10 of your friends or you will never fall in love"

oh SHIT! better hurry