Wow so this is liek teh greatest invention EVER I'm sitting here downing Jack & Coke and some guy just brought me general tso's chicken and beef with mixed vegetables and fried rice.... How awesomne is that? FUCK these are goooooooooooooooooooooooooood eggrolls I didn't even have to go to the resturant. Chinese delivery FTW!!!!

And i'm TANKED. JD is sooooooooooooooo good... i never thought it would go with chineese but FUCK ME is it good.....

Discuss.

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Originally posted by RJT I think it's more like throwing a baby shower for an abortion.

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Originally posted by Kevy Kev When I lived in Vegas I once peed in the elevator at the MGM, cut it off mid stream to let a family get in then finished peeing when they got out of the elevator.

did you knwo that if I called them 24 hour ago I could have got a peking duck delivered

LOL what do tehy fly it here or something?

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Originally posted by Kevy Kev When I lived in Vegas I once peed in the elevator at the MGM, cut it off mid stream to let a family get in then finished peeing when they got out of the elevator.

I had Shredded Beef and Broccoli last night. You're right, it really doesn't get any better than that! I always give them good tips as a token of my appreciation for their service to society, especially when braving the harsh elements.

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not real chinese food btw.

Its the best its better than teh Triple Whopper as far as inventions go.... unless they could deliver me a triple whopper then i'd have trouble...

THOSE ******S FORGOT SoY SAUCE

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Originally posted by BTG not real chinese food btw.

The thought that it is not real Chinese food is a farce. The fact that it is something that is usually reserved for the better to do folks, doesn't make it "not real" Chinese food. My aunt is from Shanghai. She said that most of the Chinese food ate in the states is not eaten by the majority of the country, as it is EXPENSIVE to do so. The developed world has a lot more disposable income, and therefore can afford to eat the "luxuries" of the Chinese foods.

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Originally posted by bas Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.

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Originally posted by gehzumteufel The thought that it is not real Chinese food is a farce. The fact that it is something that is usually reserved for the better to do folks, doesn't make it "not real" Chinese food. My aunt is from Shanghai. She said that most of the Chinese food ate in the states is not eaten by the majority of the country, as it is EXPENSIVE to do so. The developed world has a lot more disposable income, and therefore can afford to eat the "luxuries" of the Chinese foods.

Sort of. Granted most chinese don't eat what we think of as 'chinese food', but the seasonings and other stuff have definitely evolved to become more american imo (this coming from having eaten at fancy pants restaurants in china and having an absolutely amazing chinese place down the street from me).
good lord the chinese place down the street from me is amazing too, dude owns an entire farm and grows all his own veggies, gfdgjadhlfgk they're fucking amazing.

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I recently went to a real Chinese restaurant and I couldn't eat most of the food they served so now I'm ok with eating American style Chinese food.

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Originally posted by mezzir Sort of. Granted most chinese don't eat what we think of as 'chinese food', but the seasonings and other stuff have definitely evolved to become more american imo (this coming from having eaten at fancy pants restaurants in china and having an absolutely amazing chinese place down the street from me). good lord the chinese place down the street from me is amazing too, dude owns an entire farm and grows all his own veggies, gfdgjadhlfgk they're fucking amazing.

I totally agree with some places, but it really depends on what sort of place you go to. I try to go to the hole in the wall mom and pop shops. Not the horribly gross panda express type.

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Originally posted by bas Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.

Szechuan Chicken pwns.

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Originally posted by gehzumteufel I totally agree with some places, but it really depends on what sort of place you go to. I try to go to the hole in the wall mom and pop shops. Not the horribly gross panda express type.

hole in the wall almost always > *

i remember in hawai'i there was this tiny place, literally the size of my closet. it was a mexican take out place, with one old chinese lady who didn't speak great english running the place. soooooo random but omfg the burritos were amazing and huge.

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