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Ste
Planet Zogg Addict



Registered: Oct 2001
Location: Outer Dementia
Be Cool! Damn Grapefruit!!!

A girl walks into a supermarket and buys the following:

1 bar of soap
1 toothbrush
1 tube of toothpaste
1 loaf of bread
1 pint of milk
1 apple
1 banana
1 orange
1 plum
1 peach
1 grapefruit
1 tomato
1 lettuce
1 cabbage
1 baking potato
1 kraft single
1 samosa
1 vegetable pakora
1 muesli bar
1 pie
1 single serving of cereal
1 single frozen dinner
1 single frozen pizza

The checkout guy looks at her, smiles, and says, "Single, huh?"
The girl smiles sheepishly and replies, "How'd you guess?"


























He says, "Because you're ugly"


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flystyler
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Registered: Jun 2001
Location: Aylesbury, UK
Re: Damn Grapefruit!!!

quote:
Originally posted by DuMonde TrAnCeR
He says, "Because you're ugly"





Nasty but funny


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jon
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Registered: Nov 2001
Location: Leeds

lol


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Coup
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Registered: May 2001
Location: England, UK

hamstah.

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Ste
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Registered: Oct 2001
Location: Outer Dementia
Love is in the air

GRAPEFRUIT


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Miss Proximus
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Registered: Mar 2001
Location: Block II, Cell 13

I don;t see what the grapefruit has to do wiv it


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Ste
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Registered: Oct 2001
Location: Outer Dementia

you dont?!


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dj_mdma
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Registered: Dec 2001
Location: Posh Twickenham

I don't!!! If it was sommat like a Cucumber, Banana or Carrot, then that would make a whole lot more sense!


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Luke Terry
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Registered: Oct 2001
Location: Newcastle upon Tyne
Cool

hehe mad


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Dave_Masters
A.K.A ...for you



Registered: Oct 2001
Location: Bournemouth, UK

lol

i dont really understand why the title of the thread is "damn grapefruit" though

Or is it just ste's randomness?? lol

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Ste
Planet Zogg Addict



Registered: Oct 2001
Location: Outer Dementia

quote:
Originally posted by DaveC

Or is it just ste's randomness?? lol


*awards the golden grapefruit prize to dave*


you silly peopel thinking me saying grapefruit has anything to do with anything?!


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