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tctitan
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Bring on the Russian jokes :)

http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/europ...ning/index.html


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nchs09
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Why did the russian talk on the phone? He wanted to spark a conversation.





































i fail at making jokes


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elFreak
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Why did the russian talk on the phone? He wanted to spark a conversation.





































i fail at making jokes


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tctitan
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Talking

well i was hoping more for the "...in soviet russia..."


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What do you call a Russian with 3 testicles?

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I fail at making jokes

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denys envy
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It must've been their magnetic personalities...

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elFreak
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What do you call a Russian with 3 testicles?

Whodyastealabollockovinmymouth
















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I fail at making jokes


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blacknoizybox
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why does a Russian cross the road?

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whiskers
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wow, this is like the suckiest thread of 2008, i'm thoroughly embarassed to have wasted my time reading the posts and even telling you about how sucky this thread is.
you, guys, should all go jump off the highest building in your cities.


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emc^2
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Registered: Mar 2005
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Waiting for magnetonium jokes. Anyone? anyone?

No?

Ok.

in soviet russia lightning strikes you! no, rly.

...actually, it was G-d aiming for Putin, but him being slick an all - he's like your typical Agent, just vacates the body and sneaks back into the matrix.


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Ian
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How many russians does it take to get blinded by lasers?


No, seriously, I never read the article properly

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What do you say to a Serbian hooker?
Sloberdownmycockubitch

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