I unwontedly woke up at 6am this morning. It wasn't the alarm clock that woke me up.. It was the sound of my cat meowing in a distinct victory chant requesting me to glorify her for bringing me the fruits of her hunt.

My eyes are barely open as I roll over to see her kill at her feet. May I make it clear that this is my bedroom floor which I like to walk barefoot in without any conscious desire to watch what I step in or where I'm going crusty-eyed at that time of the day.

My reaction was not to find the nearest chair and stand on it screaming, perhaps much to your dismay. I smiled and was proud of my sharp-clawed kitty who stood guard over my humble abode and is passionate to rid it of disease carrying vermin. She sat proudly before me like a white stone lion at the front steps of an average house in Woodbridge.

At her feet was a dead mouse.

I praised her profusely and thanked me with pronounced purrs. I had to rid it from my floor so I grabbed the closest thing I had to pick it up without touching it. I put my hand in my improvised hand-puppet sock to carry it out, but my cat takes a quick swipe at who she probably thought was "Lambchop" taking her food. My snake-style kung-fu pick was too fast for her on my next attempt.

I walk down the hall to drop it in the toilet, but my cat follows at my feet almost tripping me over, and as well... winning me over with her sad long face. She didn't want me to get rid of it. I succumbed to her sad eyes, and walked towards the front door to take it outside.

I greeted my neighbour in my boxers and waived my sock in a hello fashion. I laid the mouse down. My cat was on it immediately like she found a long lost friend. She was so happy, and I had to capture the moment with my camera.

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Last edited by Abercrombie on Jun-03-2008 at 19:14

The best read I've seen on TA in the last couple weeks..
I miss the times when my Pup would bring back the spoils of war!

That was awesome!!! It made me laugh, that is exactly how a cat is.
But be wary of letting Mrs. Kittles eat what she wants.

I just spent $650 at the vet. My cat needed 6+ enemas over 2 days to 'loosen' his constipation. EWWWW I feel so sorry for him...I also can't stop laughing at his fat stuffed up ass. I get him back today.

Cats are awesome!!!

sorry for not appreciating deadmau5...the cat is the real winner.

ps. I hope your cat passes deadmau5 without any trouble

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LOL!

Thank you for bringing some laughter into my boring day.

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Awwww you kitty is so cute!

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Awesome AJ!!!

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haha

Can I borrow your cat? I got a mouse in my house lol

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Originally posted by Intangible LOL! Thank you for bringing some laughter into my boring day.

Well then I'm glad I didn't have to post the pic of me in my boxers and sock puppet.

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Originally posted by Invasionmix Can I borrow your cat? I got a mouse in my house lol

he just got banned

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LOL that was pretty funny ... i had a cat when i was younger did everything buy ate it .... then my father kicked the cat out of the house, God only knows where "Trouble" is...