Is it just me but aren't 99% of female adverts just rotten.

I mean they all go and have a coffee with female friends like they are in sex in the city and discuss the most personal of stuff.

Like "hmm I know when I've got hard shits I take smooth stool for softer stools... try it!" or "oh felicity when I have thrush I use thrush away" it goes on and on to "oh I use femprotect for weak bladder" i.e. when you piss yourself!!!!

Don't know f there is a male equivalence but seriously... they just chat over coffee and biscuits about shitting/pissing themselfs and much worse!!!

i don't watch tv. maybe i should start?

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Originally posted by Dervish Is it just me but aren't 99% of female adverts just rotten. I mean they all go and have a coffee with female friends like they are in sex in the city and discuss the most personal of stuff. Like "hmm I know when I've got hard shits I take smooth stool for softer stools... try it!" or "oh felicity when I have thrush I use thrush away" it goes on and on to "oh I use femprotect for weak bladder" i.e. when you piss yourself!!!! Don't know f there is a male equivalence but seriously... they just chat over coffee and biscuits about shitting/pissing themselfs and much worse!!!

the one that makes me laugh most is the woman who is taking the pill for thrush & walks off with such a grin. And the senakot one where she tells her mate in the beauty salon she's constipated, even with cameras on her

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Originally posted by Dervish I mean they all go and have a coffee with female friends like they are in sex in the city and discuss the most personal of stuff.

Don't guys talk about equivalent stuff? I talk about masturbation all the time.

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Originally posted by Jake Benson Don't guys talk about equivalent stuff? I talk about masturbation all the time.

funny, i was going to say the same thing.

ha, this one time one of my good buddies asked me what i was going to do on my days off, and without even missing a beat i said, "jerk off" and we both laughed pretty hard.

but that was the extent of it....nothing gay like "what technique do you do" or something like that.

on the other hand, however, sexual stuff is always talked about between dudes. who you banged, how you got crabs, etc...etc...

Getting crabs unless it is to cook is never something I'd "care to share" with mates!!!

Tho some have said how they got the *clap*. But I did just look at them !

LOL its funny how if there are more males and just a couple females and you guys start talking about similar stuff their reaction is like " ewww " you guys are nastyyyyyyy

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Originally posted by Jake Benson Don't guys talk about equivalent stuff? I talk about masturbation all the time.

I dont talk abt that shit with my friends theres 2 things we talk about $$$ and boning chicks. and sometimes we talk about how shit the city is

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Originally posted by Dervish Don't know f there is a male equivalence but seriously...

The male equivalent is a bunch of 40-somethings playing basketball and smiling at eachother akwardly.

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u's dont talk bout techniques?

thats homo